DPW "The Nightmare Has Begun" Results

DPW “The Nightmare Has Begun”
Live at the BankAtlantic Center

XS: Welcome everyone to another exciting edition of Demolition Pro Wrestling. Tonight, Corey O’Brian defends the DPW World Championship against the vicious Joe “Danger” Smith, who has recruited a gang he calls “The Nightmares” against our promotion...

”When Skin Turns Blue” by Six Feet Under hits as the boss, OctoberRaven, comes out

OR: Joe “Danger” Smith... first of all, fuck you, and fuck your little clique. Second of all, Smith, while you have immunity in this company... your Nightmares do not. If any of them interfere with tonight’s main event, ALL of them will be fired on the spot. And as far as the status of Hotaka Tokudo... he’s having to have a knee surgery that will take him out of action... possibly permanently. Now, with that out of the way.... it’s time for our first match!

AM: This match is the biggest challenge yet for the youngest women’s wrestling champion ever, Gutter. At 17 years old Gutter defeated Catrine Metzger at The Punishment Due. Tonight, she faces Jane Porter, whose tag team partner Crazy Red knows Gutter very well from Jersey All Women’s Sports, where Gutter got her start.

DPW-J Title Match: Jane Porter (w/ Lucy Gold) vs Gutter

The two women came out swinging for the fences, neither gaining the upper hand until Gutter headbutted Porter, going for a knee drop which Porter would roll away from, following up with a spinning toe hold. Gutter managed to kick Porter off and elbow her in the face, following up with a dropkick. Porter got back to her feet and shoved Gutter in the corner, delivering a series of elbows and knees before throwing Gutter in the middle of the ring. Gutter would get back up only to get scooped and slammed... only to get up again just to take another slam, this one followed by and elbow to the heart and a two count.

Jane would deliver a brainbuster to Gutter, picking her up by her hair only for Gutter to headbutt her in the midsection and go behind her for a backdrop. Gutter would go to the top rope for a Mad Splash! One, two, kickout at two. Jane would block a Gutter punch, firing back with a series of her own and a powerbomb. Jane would then lower her elbow pad for her signature “Texas Lariat”...

XS: This is it!

When “Dream On” by Aerosmith, Lucy Gold’s music, would hit. Jane would look over to the entrance ramp and a woman who looked like a slightly shorter version of Lucy Gold in her GOLD*STAR mask appeared on the ramp. Lucy would go after the impostor, and Jane would turn around... right into a Gutter Cleaner (Running Jumping DDT). One, two, three! Gutter would look over to the brawling Gold and her impostor as well, also confused by the turn of events, but shrugged and headed out of the arena through the crowd with the DPW-J Championship. The impostor would hit Lucy with the “Golden Sword” (Tornado Chop), Lucy’s own signature strike, flooring the unmasked woman and the fake GOLD*STAR would make an escape, Jane Porter checking on her fallen friend.

AM: As the kids are saying these days, “How The”.

XS: How The indeed, Angus... Gutter retains her title but one has to wonder if it’d be different if that fake GOLD*STAR didn’t show.

AM: I agree with that... coming up next, two of our premier tag teams, Anarchy in the UK and the boyfriend/girlfriend team of Frank Desmond and REIKA, are going at it.

Anarchy in the UK (Kevin Williams and Thomas Clarke) vs Frank Desmond and REIKA

Williams and REIKA started out, and Williams got the headlock takeover, applying the hold until REIKA stood him up, shoved him off to the ropes and gave him a drop toe hold floating over to a headlock of her own. Kevin would pull REIKA up as well and tag Clarke with his foot, Clarke getting behind REIKA to assist with a double backdrop, Clarke floating over for a two count. REIKA would hit a kneelkick and tag to Desmond who hit a lariat to Clarke and followed up with an elbow drop. Clarke managed to recover and get a snap suplex followed up with a butterfly suplex, rolling through and applying a half crab. Desmond escaped and went for a Stunner but Clarke hit “Her Majesty’s Backbreaker” and tagged Kevin who went to the top rope and delivered a knee drop. He then set up for an “Anarchy Slam” but Desmond elbowed out of it... CHOKESLAM! He tagged in REIKA, who hit the REIKA DiveBomb for the three count.

AM: What a great showing and the female phenom of DPW got another win.

XS: Coming up next, a battle thats going to get personal and fast. Genocide was betrayed by his Red Death tag team partner Shinokumo and has a chance for revenge in a submission match.... WHAT THE...

As Genocide was heading to the ring, Joe “Danger” Smith jumps the guardrail and hits a Blitz on Genocide! Shinokumo enters the ring from the other side as Smith rolls Genocide into the ring.

Submission Match: Genocide vs Shinokumo

Shinokumo immediately started pounding on Genocide, then after laying into him tried to again rip his mask off, but Genocide managed to get into a guard smoothly transition to a guillotine choke until Shinokumo got to the ropes. Genocide got to his feet and went for a Roaring Elbow but Shinokumo dropkicked him in the leg and delivered a knee drop to the back of the head followed by an elbow as well before applying a headlock. Genocide would get to his feet but Shinokumo took him back down. Genocide's arm was raised three times and stayed up the third, slipping out of the headlock and quickly applied a wakigatame! Shinokumo again got to the ropes, and Smith got on the apron. This was just to distract the referee and Genocide, as Shinokumo recovered... mist to the eyes of Genocide! He then kicked Genocide into the stomach and set up for the Blood Web Driver, but Genocide backdropped out and hit a forearm to the throat of Smith! A Genocide Kick to Shinokumo was followed up with a Kimura Armbar, and Shinokumo tapped out!

AM: Genocide pulling that win out by the skin of his... OH COME ON...

Smith would get in the ring and pound on Genocide, scooping him up onto his shoulder and dropping him with a "Goalpost Tombstone" SPIKING him on his neck! He went to set up for another one but Corey O'Brian would head out there and Smith would start to put Genocide down... before using him as a battering ram right into O'Brian's stomach! O'Brian was stunned by the battering ram.... BLITZ! He rolled out of the ring and dragged O'Brian to the steel steps, and then POWERBOMBED him onto them. Smith would then walk away, making a belt motion to the unconsious O'Brian

XS: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE GET EMTS OUT HERE!

Corey would be wheeled out on a stretcher, and Angus and Xander were dead silent as "This is Halloween" played and Edward Jones crawled to the ring... Mike Blood wouldn't even wait for his entrance music, not even bothering to take off his shirt as he charged the ring to start the next fight

"Halloween" Edward Jones vs Mike Blood

Blood would rush Jones with a knee to the face, mounted punches to the face following up until Jones counters by tossing him off and putting him neckfirst onto the ropes, following up with a backdrop. Jones would scoop and slam blood and deliver a knee drop before crawling to the ropes on all fours before standing up. Blood would recover to get hit with a lariat, picking himself up and superkicking Edward Jones, ripping his own shirt off and choking Jones with it before the ref made him stop. Blood delivered a backbreaker and a leg drop for a two count. He picked him up and got punched in the sternum before headbutted and hit with a jigoku-zuki, picking Blood up and slamming him with a front powerslam, crawling around on all fours again.

XS: That dude scares me.

Jones would go and pick Blood up and irish whip him to the ropes... counter... LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AM + XS: LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

One, two, Jones's leg on the rope! Blood is shocked, and goes to set up for the "Bloody Wizard", but Jones catches him for an "Elm Street Slam" (Side slam) then grabs Blood's arms, crosses them, and steps over sitting on his back for a submission hold

XS: He calls this the Vorhees Clutch!

Blood tries to fight out, but he eventually passes out in the hold, Jones laughing psychotically as the bell rings.

AM: This is insanity, folks... Smith and his Nightmares are picking DPW apart...

Suddenly, "1776" by Iced Earth hit, and Chris Koger headed down the ramp

XS: Oh no.

Koger went into the ring, and Edward stepped off, motioning to Blood to let him have his shots... and Koger just stood there, giving officials time to help Blood escape.

AM: Well Koger his here... don't know if he was thinking of attacking Blood or what.... but here's Yoshiro Tenmaku... as you know Tenmaku and Koger have some bad blood, stemming at the DPW Tokyo Dome Show where Koger interfered in Tenmaku's chance at the DPW Title held at the time by Monster Takeshi. Some say that had Koger not interfered, Yoshiro Tenmaku might have won.

Chris Koger vs Yoshiro Tenmaku

Koger wanted to lock up with Tenmaku, who was not in the mood for any games and dropkicked Koger in the knee and went for a camel clutch. Koger would get to his feet and snapmare Yoshiro off of him and deliver a knee drop, hoisting him back up for a suplex. Tenmaku would recover with a sobat and a running kneel kick, heading to the top rope for a moonsault, but Koger would get up and catch him on the turnbuckle for a “Patriot Act” (Tornado Bomb) for a nearfall. Koger would follow up with a lariat, but Tenmaku would kip-up and get behind him to set for a Kudome Valentine, but had problems lifting Koger. So, he got back to a vertical base, dropkicked Koger in the back sending him onto the ropes, and when Koger stumbled back used the momentum for a Kudome Valentine! A cover got a two count, and Tenmaku was ready to end this match, throwing Koger into the corner. He tried to hoist Koger onto the top rope for Tenmaku Heaven (Super Diamond Dust), but Koger blocked it and set for a Koger Driver in the corner, but Tenmaku floated out and landed on his feet on the apron, springboarding and catching Koger in a modified Diamond Dust!

One...

Two...

Joe “Danger” Smith drags the referee out of the ring! The referee calls for the bell and Smith entered the ring, hitting a Blitz on Yoshiro Tenmaku and helping Koger up to raise “American Made”’s hand.... and Koger decked him with a lariat!

XS: WHOA! Didn’t see that one coming!

AM: Neither did Smith, and here comes the Nightmares...

The Nightmares head to the ring, and “When Skin Turns Blue” hits and OctoberRaven comes out.

OR: The first one of you that takes another step is fired. Now, Koger, Tenmaku, I’m ruling this one a draw as neither of you meant for Smith to get involved. And Koger, I’m glad you chose this company over Smith’s agenda.

Koger took a mic

Koger: Save it. I’m not on your side. America doesn’t want or need allies, we don’t help anybody and we can do fine without help from anybody. Can I go?

OR: Fine. As for the rest of you... every Nightmare who does NOT have a match, you’re kicked out of the building. Gacy, Daisatsu, after you’re done here, you’re kicked out too. If ANYONE interferes with the main event they will be banned from this company and I will personally see to it that you never work for any promotion in Florida, and I will make sure you never find work with any of our affiliates out of state... including UBL. And now, let’s bring in Masashi Togashi...

“Dragon’s Child” by Iced Earth hits as Togashi heads to the ramp.

OR: And his tag team partner...*reads the card, gives Togashi an ‘are you serious’ look, then shrugs* “Epic Win” Jin Haisha!

AM: Wait, “Epic Win”?

XS: I guess he’s not “Most Failure” anymore...

“Beat It” by Michael Jackson hits as Jin Haisha struts down the ring, wearing white tights with rhinestones all over them!

XS: Ow! My eyes!

AM: So that’s why I was told to wear sunglasses.

Tag Team Title Match: Masashi Togashi and Jin Haisha(!) vs Satanic Legion(c)

Togashi and Daisatsu started out who put a headlock on Togahi who reversed with a hammerlock and transitioned to a headlock of his own. Daisatsu threw Togashi off and gave him a shoulder tackle, following up with a leg drop across the throat. Daisatu delivered a snake eyes in his corner and tagged in Gacy, who followed up with a backbreaker for a two count. Togashi would get slammed and Gacy stepped on his neck for a three count, and goes for the shoulderbreaker followed up with an elbow drop, then CHOKED Togashi. He would throw him to the ropes for the “Spike Through Your Head” big boot but Togashi ducked and tagged in Haisha! Haisha would go for the chops, but they had no effect on Gacy... Haisha would try some elbows but again Gacy seemed unharmed. A lariat however FLOORED Gacy and Haisha would apply a crab. Daisatsu broke it up and headbutted Haisha... blocked! Haisha would superkick Daisatsu who would go tumbling to the floor! However this gave Gacy the opening for the “Spike Through Your Head” and a “Black Spiral Dance” (Turbo Drop).

XS: It’s over, nobody kicks out of this.

One... two.. KICKOUT! Gacy is FURIOUS and goes for another, but Haisha takes the backdoor and sets for a pumphandle position. Haisha’s leg would be tripped by Daisatsu long enough for Haisha to be put on Gacy’s shoulders, going for an airplane spin, meanwhile Daisatsu would pull Togashi off the apron and hit a “Satanic Offering” (Tiger Driver 91) on the floor! Meanwhile Gacy drops Haisha down powerbomb style for a “Devil’s Black Spiral Dance”(Mammoth Buster) for a three count.

AM: And one again the destructive duo retain their titles.

XS: Coming up next folks, a number one contenders match, Chris DaMico battles the unstoppable Monster Takeshi.

Chris DaMico vs Monster Takeshi

Chris DaMico and Monster Takeshi squared off, kicking Takeshi in the leg a couple times, rolling under an attempt at a lunge forward and dropkicking Takeshi in the back of the leg to little effect. Takeshi would swing at DaMico and knock the smaller man down, picking him up and headbutting him before slamming him into the canvas and hit a fist drop. Takeshi began pressing his advantage now, kneeing DaMico in the gut and hitting an Uraken and going for a cover. One, two, kickout. DaMico would catch a second Uraken and go for a superkick which didn’t do much to Takeshi, and DaMico went for a DaMico DDT but Takeshi hoists him up for a spinebuster. Cover, two, kickout. Takeshi would set for a Tokyo Tower Bomb but DaMico would crawl under the legs of Takeshi and then get a schoolboy for a two-count. DaMico tried the one-legged dropkick which made Takeshi reel, but when he went for “La Rosa Del Entiero” he couldn’t roll the big man over and Takeshi got him with a Russian Legsweep. Takeshi would follow up with a Knockout Lariat and set for the Falcon Arrow Driver, but DaMico floated over, hopped on Takeshi’s shoulders, spun around... MYSTERIO RANA! ONE, TWO, THREE!!!

AM: NO WAY

XS: DAMICO HAS PINNED MONSTER TAKESHI! HE DID WHAT NOBODY COULD DO!

AM: That was amazing... next up, folks, here comes the match to determine who DaMico will be facing for the championship: Smith is already in the ring, and here comes O’Brian, and tonight he’s coming out to “The Hunter” by Iced Earth, and I think that means he means business... although he can’t be at one hundred percent what with being attacked earlier and still recovering from a concussion from Tina Franklin at the last WCCF show.

DPW TITLE MATCH: Joe “Danger” Smith vs Corey O’Brian

Smith and O’Brian locked up, Smith getting the upper hand and shoving O’Brian down, getting a mount and raining down elbows, Corey eventually catching one and rolling into a jujigatame, but Smith got the ropes. Before O’Brian could get back to his feet Smith hit him with a shoulder tackle and got on top again, grinding his elbow on O’Brian’s injured neck before elbowing it again. This time Corey rolled into a guard and got a guillotine choke before Smith again got to the ropes. Corey got to his feet this time favoring his neck and Smith would deliver a kitchen sink to work the abdomen again as he would now apply a seated Cobra Twist. Corey struggled in the hold but managed to slip out of it and get into a small package rollup for a one count.

Smith would grab Corey by his EARS and knee him in the face, scooping him up and hitting the “Goalpost Tombstone” for a two count, then followed up with a “Facemask STF” (Regal Stretch), but Corey managed to get to the ropes. Corey would get hoisted up by Smith and tossed over the ropes landing on his neck. Smith rolled out of the ring and threw Corey into the steps and back into the ring, climbing to the top rope and going for a flying leg drop, Corey rolling out of the way! He hit the Penalty Kick on Smith, one, two kickout. He picked up Smith for a Core Meltdown but Smith would counter with a manhattan drop, then a flying headscissors! Corey would stumble to his feet, and here comes the Blitz... Corey rolled out of the way and Smith hit the turnbuckle! Corey would put Smith in a full nelson.... DRAGON SUPLEX! One, two, three!

AM: THE DRAGON SUPLEX! Corey using one of those million moves of his to get the pinfall.

XS: Corey rarely resorts to that move, and has one of the best dragon suplex bridges in the world. It’s no small feat to kick out of it and Smith has nothing to be ashamed of, as he was able to fight this match very cleanly.

AM: Um, you may have spoken to soon Xander... he’s got a sledgehammer... and he smashes it into Corey’s ribcage... oh no...

Smith stands on Corey’s back and holds the sledgehammer to Corey’s neck like he was teeing off with a golf club.... then for the third time tonight, “When Skin Turns Blue” hits.

OR: IMMUNITY OR NOT, THAT IS AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, AND IF YOU DO IT SMITH I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL!

Smith throws the sledgehammer down.

OR: I’m sick and tired of this shit, Smith. You just got this BS immunity and already you’ve been taking it too far. So here’s the sum total, Smith. You put your immunity on the line... I’ll put ownership of this company on the line... and we have ourselves a cage match. And I’m going to add a special match to the DPW-J TV show, the first all-male match in that company’s history: A battle royale, the last two men will face the Satanic Legion for the tag team titles. And to make it interesting, ANYONE who has competed in a Florida promotion in the past year is eligable to participate.

XS: Well there you have it folks, check your local listings for the DPW-J TV taping, as we’ll find out who will face the Satanic Legion to see if ANYONE can stop those two....

AM: Xander, you’re grinning, you’re going to enter that match.

XS: I won’t lie to you Angus... good night everyone!

DPW The Punishment Due Results

DPW: THE PUNISHMENT DUE
Live at the BankAntlantic Center.

XS: Welcome to the latest installment of Demolition Pro Wrestling. I’m Xander Starr and with me as always is Angus MacDudley. Tonight, we got what might be a match of the year canidate, Chris DaMico challenges Corey O’Brian.

AM: But first off is the first-ever televised match for the Demolition Pro Wrestling Joshi Championship. DPW-J has been operating for a while, and has had a lot of talent from across the world such as our own REIKA, Crazy Red, The Kazama Sisters, and Liz. But nobody has been more dominant than their current champion, Catrine Metzger, who is undefeated in DPW-J.

XS: She defeated REIKA for the title, and has silenced all challengers... she’s even defeated me in an exhibition match one. She is a powerhouse who nobody seems to be able stop.

AM: She has beaten REIKA, “Cowgirl” Jane Porter, and has even been the first ever to kick out of Bloody Mary’s “Go 2 Hell”. Tonight she faces GOLD*STAR, whose “Golden Sword” chop has knocked out some of the toughest competition in DPW-J.... wait a second...

DPW owner October Raven comes down the ramp with a mic and into the ring.

OR: I have some bad news... GOLD*STAR was supposed to come here from a show in Philidelphia, but her flight had to make an emergency stop, and now she’s stranded in South Carolina until conditions there improve... so this match will have to be an intergender match...

Someone charges down to the barricade, and a cameraman points it out to the boss. The cameras shift to the young woman, who is dressed in clothes that look like they haven’t been cleaned in years, and at least a size too big for her.

OR: What the... wait, you’re Gutter from OG-Joshi... give her a mic...

One of the crew guys hands Gutter a mic

Gutter: I might not be in this DPW-J bull(rhymes with “spit”), but if you need someone to fight this (“stitch”)... I’ll do it.

OR: You do realize she can bench press 200 pounds and has never been beaten right?

Gutter: -shrugs- “Big chick, real strong? Sounds like my cellmate in Juvi. I can take her.”

OR: Okay... how about this... ::addressing the fans:: who wants to see Gutter fight Metzger for the title?

Crowd applauds

OR: Alright, then! Bring her out!

“Rammstein” by Rammstein plays as the 6’ 210 pound Catrine Metzger comes down the ramp.

AM: What do you know about this Gutter, Xander?

XS: Gutter is a bit of an enigma. Her past is riddled with questions, we do know she wrestled in the indies in New Jersey, has a win over our own Crazy Red there, and recently debuted in OG-Joshi in one of the most violent matches in Amplitude history. She's also a key part of the Women's Division of World Class Cagefighting.

MATCH ONE: DPW-J TITLE MATCH: GUTTER VS CATRINE METZGER(c)

Gutter starts off laying punches into Metzger, however these seem to have little effect and Metzger shoves Gutter down. Gutter gets back up and gets decked with a shoulder tackle, then scooped and slammed into the canvas for a one count. Gutter throws a couple more punches (getting a warning from the referee, then gets a fireman’s carry and goes for a knee drop, but Catrine gets out of the way. Catrine then delivers a belly to belly suplex and a shortarm lariat before going for a ligerbomb.

AM: Catrine is known for her Ligerbombs...

Catrine gets Gutter on her shoulders, but Gutter punches Catrine in the forehead until the champion falls over. The referee warns Gutter again, who does a crotch chop in the refs direction before delivering a headbutt to the abdomen of Metzger.

XS: Gutter showing no regard to the referee’s authority, she might end up getting DQed here.

Metzger takes advantage of Gutter’s distraction, delivering a BRUTAL lariat to the back of her head before picking her up and delivering a ring-shaking Ligerbomb. One, two, kickout. Catrine picked up her challenger and delivered a vertical suplex, then put her in position for another Ligerbomb... this one a RUNNING variant, and the ref almost lost his balance from the impact. Cover, two, Gutter got her shoulders up.

AM: The fans showing their support for the gutsy challenger here.

Metzger starts THROTTLING Gutter, who tried in vain to break the massive woman’s grasp. The referee forces Metzger to let go, and she then did a throat slicing motion, putting Gutter in vertical suplex position, roaring “PANZER BUSTER!”

XS: It’s over, Angus.

She goes to heft Gutter up... but Gutter gets a handful of tights and rolls Metzger into an inside cradle! One, two, ALMOST a new champion! The incensed Metzger RAGES on Gutter, delivering a brutal series of kesa-giri chops before nearly taking Gutter’s head off with a VICIOUS Uraken. Metzger then did another throat slit, but Gutter picked herself up, her face bloodied by the backhand.

Gutter: THAT ALL YA GOT YA (“TRUCKIN STITCH”)?

Metzger would charge for a lariat, but Gutter caught her with a drop toe hold! Gutter would size up the German she-beast and go to the ropes as Metzger gets up, going for her signature “Gutter Cleaner” running DDT, but Metzger catches her and delivers a belly to belly which sends Gutter OVER THE ROPES and to the floor!

AM: ...Um... EMTs, could you scrape Gutter’s carcass off the floor please?

The referee made the count, and at 15 Gutter would stand up, spit out some blood, and roll back into the ring. Metzger would DECK her with another lariat, picking her up for a powerslam, but Gutter would slip out the backdoor and hit a backdrop! Gutter seemed charged up now, and climbed the top rope, leaping off with a Mad Splash. One, Two, THREE! Metzger’s arm shoots up just after the count, too late. EVERYONE is shocked, except Gutter, who immediately snatches her newly won title from the timekeeper and makes her way to the back, holding her neck on the way, stopping to flip off a fan who tried to slap hands with her.

XS: I don’t believe it! Catrine Metzger has been felled by the rookie Gutter, who has no formal training.

AM: But she did show that her lifetime of surviving in the streets of New Jersey gave her a tenacity that can endure all sorts of punishment. She doesn’t look, act, or SMELL like a champion, but regardless, the new DPW-J Champion is Gutter!

XS: Well next up...

Before Xander could segue to the next match, the sound to his microphone cut out, as did the lights.

Voice: Halloween... has come early this year. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lights go back on

Xander: ...live? We are live? Okay! Sorry for... whatever just happened... our next bout is “Most Failure” Jin Haisha, fresh off a win, against former tag team champion and half of EUROSTAR, Tony Pescarelli.

Match Two: Jin Haisha vs Tony Pescarelli

Haisha locks up with Tony Pescarelli, who takes him over with a headlock takeover, working him over until Haisha rolls him to his shoulders. Both men pop up, and Tony delivers a knee attack and snapmare takeover, trying right away for his “Naples Clutch”, but Haisha rolls free and gets a quick rollup! One, two, kickout at two. Tony forearmed Haisha and delivered a fireman’s carry into a chinlock, Haisha would get to the ropes, but Tony would drag him to the center of the ring and apply an armlock now. Haisha would kick Tony in the head, and spring up to his feet.... SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE! The cover, one, two, three!

XS: HOLY SHAZBOT! Jin Haisha knocking Pescarelli’s head off and pinning him in record time!

AM: I would have never seen that coming... the time is only five minuites, Haisha out of nowhere with that win...

XS: Well this one might end up quickly as well... Monster Takeshi is going to face Socks O’Brian.

Match Three: Monster Takeshi vs Socks O’Brian

Takeshi would shove Socks down several times, the plucky babyface recovering every time, forearming the Monster, who would just scoop and slam him. He followed with an elbow but Socks rolled away. Socks would deliver a knee drop and cover, one, kickout. Takeshi would headbutt Socks and put him in a bearhug, but Socks would put his arms underneath Takeshi’s ironlike grip, using them as fulcrums to free himself, delivering a dropkick to the sternum and a knee clip! He would then set up for the Back Drop, but Monster was just too big, elbowing Socks and hitting him with a Knockout Lariat. One, two, kickout. Takeshi would stomp the champ’s cousin’s head a few times, then hoist him up... Falcon Arrow Driver! One, two, kickout at two. Takeshi would go for another Knockout Lariat, but Socks would manage to trip him up with a drop toe hold, then go off the ropes, leaping feet first on Monster’s back for the Sock Hop! The cover, two, Takeshi THREW Socks off. Takeshi would then boot Socks in the gut and set for the Tokyo Tower Bomb, but Socks would take a page from his cousin and lower his center of gravity to block it, tripping up Takeshi and rolling him up for a nearfall. Takeshi would be incensed and take a swing... miss... SOCK BOTTOM! He would go to the top rope, and out of nowhere, Joe “Danger” Smith rushed through the crowd! Socks would jump off the turnbuckle as the ref was too distracted, and Smith would eventually be turned away... and Socks would get hammered with an Uraken and a Tokyo Tower Bomb. One, two, three. Smith would clap for Takeshi, who would just look at him confused.

XS: What the hell just happened there...

AM: I don’t know, but Smith just cost Socks a chance at the Super Sock Hop...

XS: Well coming up next folks, DPW Dojo graduate Steve Evans vs REIKA. Two young athletes looking to climb up the ladder, had great showings at the Demolition Derby too, with REIKA making it all the way to the semifinals.

Match Four: Steve Evans vs REIKA

Evans would feint tying up with REIKA a few times, saying “Hold on, I’m not ready!” each time. REIKA got impatient, and Evans would say “HEY! My shoe’s untied!”. REIKA would look down and Evans would quickly deliver a snap suplex, floating over to a quick one count. REIKA would not stand for that semi-cheap shot, getting a couple snapmares and a dropkick to the back of the head, bouncing off the ropes and hit a flying back elbow to the rookie. REIKA went for a flipping senton, but Evans rolled away, yelling “YOU JUST GOT STEVEROLLD!” getting a Courting Hold, kneeing her in the stomach and using it to set up for a modified Triangle Lancer, REIKA getting a foot on the ropes. REIKA would go for a crossbody, one, two, kickout. Evans would deliver a roaring elbow, then get a mic from his tights. “BEST DDT EVER COMING UP!”He would hoist REIKA up and put her in the DDT position, but she blocked it and delivered her signature Northern Lights Suplex Hold! One, two, Evans gets a shoulder up. REIKA would go for a hurricanranna to follow up but again only got two, then Evans suddenly moved to the ref. “HEY! She’s got a weapon in her shoe!”

XS: What?!

AM: I don’t believe REIKA would stoop to such a low...

The referee would check her shoes, REIKA looking down at him wondering what was going on, and looked up a second too late... Evans used the referee’s back as a springboard and hit a “That Japanese Move” on REIKA! A “Perfect Hair Forever” (Spinning Brainbuster) and this match would be over.

XS: Well, technically speaking, he didn’t cheat, unless using the ref to hit a Wizard is illegal in DPW

AM: I don’t think it is. But things are going to heat up. This was supposed to be Yoshiro Tenmaku getting revenge on Chris Koger, but Koger’s neck got injured by O’Brian’s Diamond Head, so instead Genocide, who is coming down to the ring with his Red Death partner Shinokumo.... WHAT THE...

Match Five: Yoshiro Tenmaku vs Genocide

As Genocide was climbing up the apron, Shinokumo yanked him down, and RIPPED HIS MASK OFF! Genocide covered up, and Shinokumo would kick his partner in the sternum... BLOOD WEB DRIVER! He tossed Genocide’s mask into the crowd and walked off, and the referee would have no choice but to throw this one out.

XS: This has certainly been one of the most bizarre DPW events ever... that freakish message at the beginning of the show, Smith helping out Monster Takeshi... and Shinokumo stabbing his partner in the back for seemingly NO REASON whatsoever...

AM: Well this match is an interesting one, the Satanic Legion battle Tokudo and Togashi. Tokudo has a knee problem but, despite doctor’s orders, has decided to go ahead with this bout. Let’s see how it goes.

Match Six, Tag Team Title Match: Masashi Togashi and Hotaka Tokudo vs Satanic Legion (c)

Togashi would start out against Gacy, who would IMMEDIATELY get decked by Togashi via a lariat and a big elbow to Daisatsu. Togashi would try to deck Gacy again, who was this time ready for it and delivered a back body drop. Gacy would let Togashi tag out, and Tokudo would deliver a shoulder tackle to Gacy, then a second, and a third knocked the “Dark Killer” over, Tokudo following up with a big elbow. Gacy would tag out and Daisatsu would rear back for a headbutt... but insted kick Tokudo in the injured knee. Daisatsu would follow up by stomping on the injured leg, turning Tokudo face down, grabbing his ankle and using it to slam Tokudo’s knee into the mat over and over. Daisatsu would even rip off the leg of Tokudo’s tights over the knee, where it was shown that Hotaka had a brace underneath. He reached for Togashi who would charge in, but the referee stopped him. Gacy and Daisatsu worked together to remove the knee brace, Gacy getting back in the ring so Daisatsu could deliver a shinbreaker. He tagged Gacy, who got off the apron, grabbed Tokudo’s leg, and rammed it against the steel! Togashi again went into the ring, but the referee stopped him, and Daisatsu got a lead pipe from his boot and smashed it over Tokudo’s leg so hard IT DENTED. Daisatsu tossed the pipe away and lifted Tokudo up for a Death Valley Bomb, but Tokudo escaped, and tag.... but the referee was telling Daisatsu to leave the ring and didn’t see the tag! While telling of Togashi, the ref didn’t see Gacy grab his sickle and use it to carve the Battle Lord open. Gacy lost the weapon, and would set up for a Black Spiral Dance, but Tokudo backdropped out of it, and dove to Togashi... TAG! Togashi would enter the ring, as would Daisatsu illegally, decking them with double lariats, giving Daisatsu a Dragon Suplex before setting Gacy up... SUICIDE PLEX! One, two, kickout by Gacy. Togashi would try for a Figure Four but Gacy would shove him off, and Daisatsu distracted the referee.... Gacy grabbing the knee brace and tossing it to Togashi, who got it BOOTED into his face with the “Spike Through Your Head”! A Black Spiral Dance and it was over. Meanwhile EMTs would attend to the downed Tokudo.

AM: Oh man.... this does not look good folks... I mean, Tokudo was absolutely MAULED by the Legion, and they did a number on his knee... how is anyone going to stop these sick monsters?

XS: I don’t know... our next bout, Joe “Danger” Smith puts his Demolition Derby paycheck on the line against October Raven, the boss, who will let Smith do whatever he wants in the company if he wins. Not only that, this match is ANYTHING GOES.

Match Seven, No Holds Barred: Joe “Danger” Smith vs October Raven

Soon after the bell rang, “This is Halloween” by Marilyn Manson played, causing the boss to turn around... and Smith would rush him from behind, delivering forearms to the back of the head, going for a German, but the boss would go behind... KATAHAJ... no, Smith would deliver a low blow, turn around and punch Raven in the face. But as those who have seen the man known as the “Death Metal Warrior” go to work before, that head is used as a weapon on a regular basis. He grabbed Smith by the EARS and deliver a series of brutal headbutts, making Smith bleed from the forehead. Smith would fire back with a forearm to the face, rolling out of the ring and getting a sledgehammer and a table. Back in the ring, OctRave would knee Smith in the gut and deliver a series of elbows followed by a DDT. One, two, kickout. Smith would hit a shoulderblock and mount the boss, hitting him with a flurry of punches before OR turned it over and delivered mounted HEADBUTTS, Smith grabbing that sledgehammer and smashing the head of it into the temples of OR. Smith would pick him up and deliver a powerbomb: one, two, kickout. He would go for another, but the boss would try to lift him up for the Final Massacre! Smith managed to get back to his feet, heading away to the ropes, and gets a Flying Headscissors! Smith cover: One, two, no. October Raven would get back to his feet... and out of nowhere latch on... DIAMOND NOVA! One, two, kickout! October Raven would put the hooks in for a Katahajime...

Voice of Marilyn Manson: “Boys and Girls of Every Age... Wouldn’t You Like To See Something Strange? Come with us and you will see, this our town of Halloween... THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!”

OR would not be distracted this time, locking in the choke, causing Smith to submit... but the ref, however, was distracted as a tall, scarecrow-like man in ragged black leather would CRAWL ON ALL FOURS down the ramp. OR was completely oblivious until the mystery man entered the ring, hammering him on the back to break the choke. The music would stop and the bizzarre man would whip the boss into the ropes, hitting a HUGE side slam! He then wrapped the boss’ arms over his own neck, turning the boss onto his stomach for a camel-clutch like choke! OR tried his best to fight out of it, but eventually passed out in the hold. The creepy man would set the table up in the corner, and pull a cord out of the pocket of his pants, putting the boss up against it and trying him to the table so he couldn’t move. The bizzarre man would crawl out of the ring, and Smith would come to, delivering a VICIOUS Blitz through the table, pinning the boss. One, two, three.

XS: DAMMIT! DAMMIT! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?

AM: I don’t know, but whoever he was just unleashed a Pandora’s Box...

XS: Smith now posing on the chest of the unconsious boss of DPW, and how he can do whatever he wants in the promotion... dark days are ahead...

AM: Well, we still got what looks to be a CLASSIC. Chris DaMico, a master on the mat and a rising star of DPW, faces the veteran champion Corey O’Brian. This has all the makings of a mat classic, folks.

Main Event, DPW Title Match: Chris DaMico vs Corey O’Brian(c)

O’Brian and DaMico would shake hands before locking up, Corey pushing him towards the corner but DaMico using this for an armdrag tranistioned into a keylock, Corey using his feet to roll out of the hold and transition to a headlock. DaMico got to his feet and shot O’Brian off, getting a drop toe hold and following up with a Muta Lock attempt, but O’Brian put his arm around DaMico’s neck for a modified version of his “The 42” submission hold (fish stretch sleeper). DaMico got to the ropes and we have a break. Lock up again, O’Brian gets a hammerlock, DaMico bending over and using the legs to trip him up (see? That’s not just a plot device in adultery angles!), going for a Figure Four but Corey got him in a small package... DaMico rolling it so Corey’s shoulders were down... two count. Both of them slapped hands in respect. Corey would now shoot forward for a double leg, DaMico managing to grab Corey’s arms and wrap his legs around them applying pressure with his laces to Corey’s neck with the “Twelve Seconds Magic” armlock, but Corey broke DaMico’s grip and jackknifed over DaMico who put his legs over Corey’s shoulders to roll him up, Corey rolling out of it... standoff again. DaMico would get a go-behind and get on Corey’s shoulders, following with a Mysterio Rana attempt but Corey blocked it, grabbing DaMico’s legs and twisting them up putting his leg in between DaMico’s for an impromptu Sharpshooter, but DaMico escaped, put Corey’s legs into a four, and rolled him up in a NOSAWA Clutch for a two count.

Now we went from chain wrestling to a chop battle! The two of them traded chops, Corey eventually mixing up with elbows while DaMico used Sobats, Corey getting the upper hand with a MASSIVE Shotei for a two count. Corey would use a snap suplex, floating over not for a pin but a Kimura! DaMico got to the ropes, and recovered while Corey was still on all fours, using a Magistral position! One, two, kickout by O’Brian. DaMico would set up for a Frosion attempt but Corey found the backdoor, putting DaMico in position for a Core Meltdown, but DaMico would escape, use a Dragon Screw, and go for an attempt at a Delphin Clutch! This only got a two count, Corey would go for a Butterfly lock but DaMico got to the ropes.

Corey would shake hands with DaMico a third time, but this time, DaMico elbowed Corey in the face without letting go! He quickly went behind Corey, holding on to that wrist... LA ROSA DEL ENTIERO (Mexican Stretch) !

AM: HOLY SHIT! IT COULD BE ALL OVER! Corey O’Brian has only submitted ONCE in his entire career, to Jason Brody, but he has nowhere to go, they are dead center in the ring!

XS: Corey’s now been in that hold a full minuite, and he’s either got to stay in it for another thirty, find a way out, somehow get to the ropes, or tap...

AM: Corey’s trying to pry an arm free...

And for the second time tonight, the lights went out.

XS: NOW WHAT?

AM: Well no music or voices are being heard...

XS: Someone turn on the backup power! We probably lost the lights... Are we even live?

AM: Yeah, our mics are working...

The lights go on, and DaMico and O’Brian are laid out in the ring, both bloody messes. Standing over them are the Satanic Legion, Shinokumo, and the mysterious scarecrow-like man. The referee is also unconsious. A second official steps through the curtains, waving his arms as the bell rings.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a DRAW due to interference. Corey O’Brian is still the DPW World’s Champion.

XS: We have been ROBBED of a classic! Some can argue that DaMico was robbed of a golden oppurtunity as well...

”When Skin Turns Blue” by Six Feet Under hits, and the boss comes out, escorted by a LEGION of security.

OR: ALL OF YOU ARE FIRED! GACY, YOU’RE FIRED! DAISATSU, YOU’RE FIRED! SHINOKUMO! YOU’RE FIRED! AND YOU... WHOEVER YOU ARE! YOU’RE NOT EVEN ON OUR ROSTER! ARREST HIM FOR TRESSPASSING!

The rent-a-cops make their move, then Daisatsu points to the big screen... and “God Send Death” by Slayer hits... the theme of Joe “Danger” Smith, who appeared on the screen.

JDS: I don’t think so. Those men are under MY contract now. Allow me to introduce to you, Eric Gacy, Raiku Daisatsu, Shinokumo... and “Halloween” Edward Jones. These four men will help me in my campaign to claim what should be mine, the DPW World Championship. These four men will make sure I am untouchable in this promotion. We are Your Worst Nightmare, and we control DPW now.

OR: If you think I’m going to give you a shot at the DPW Title, you’re fucking crazy.

JDS: Oh? Well if you don’t mind seeing what happened to Genocide, or O’Brian, or DaMico, or Tokudo happen to your entire roster... you’ll change your mind.

OR: ...Okay. Okay. You get this ONE shot. Just the one. If you lose, you have to work your way up the ladder like everyone else.

JDS: Deal.

OR: Oh and it’s a lumberjack match. Personwhoagreessayswhat.

JDS: WHAT?!

OR: Okay you agree! Excellent! As for DaMico... I’m giving him a shot at the contendership, because unfortunately thanks to a certain jackass who’s on my screen... cut the feed by the way...

The screen turns off

OR: Thanks. Anyways, DaMico can’t be given another title shot. It wouldn’t be fair to the real #2 contender... Monster Takeshi. So to see who gets dibs... DaMico will face Takeshi at the next event. Oh... and Shinokumo... you get to face Genocide in a submission match. Satanic Legion, YOU assholes, you get to face Togashi AND a partner of his choosing in a rematch. As for you... Edward Jones is it? You... hm... you get... The Razorback, Mike Blood! Now, I can’t fire you cunts, but in five minuites, the show is over, and you fucks will be arrested for loitering if you’re still in the building. GET OUT.

AM: Well there you have it folks... the group calling themselves DPW’s worst nightmare has emerged...

XS: And one has to wonder... will Chris Koger, who will be returning at the next show, take their side?

AM: We’ll just have to find out.

Demolition Derby Night Three!

NIGHT THREE

::Before the usual opening video package, we have a shot of the parking lot, where Chris Koger and Robert Gemini step out of a rental car.::

Koger: Alright, Rob, I need to make a few phone calls, take my bags to my dressing room.

::Robert shakes his head::

Robert: You know what, Chris? Carry your own damn bags. I’m sick of being your little apprentice.

Koger: ...What, because I didn’t go to ringside when you were facing Mike Blood? I was preparing.

Robert: Yeah, preparing to do something that could have ended O’Brian’s career. I thought I saw things your way, but after what you did... that’s just WRONG, Koger. I hope you get your ass kicked tonight.

::Gemini walks off camera, and Koger shakes his head::

Koger: Fine, I don’t need your dead weight anyways! You’ll regret this when I’m the champ and everyone will want me to be their mentor!

::After the video package, we go to Xander Starr in the middle of the ring, wearing beat up jeans and a Pokey the Penguin T-Shirt::

XS: “Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME to Demolition Derby Night Three! It is a packed house here in our unofficial headquarters, the BankAtlantic Center in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. We have brought in special guests from the Florida indy scene for this show, as well as members of the Fighting League EXtreme promotion for a special three-way match, and tonight we will have the final match in our first-ever Demolition Derby tournament. We had sixteen of the greatest wrestlers in the world competing for the cup, and we are down to four: “The King of Roses” Chris Damico, “The Dragon King” Masashi Togashi, The Phenom REIKA, and Joe “Danger” Smith. And we will go down from those four to one champion. Also tonight we will have the world champ...

OR: “Actually...”

::OctoberRaven stepped out, with a mic in hand::

OR: “Chris Koger’s actions last night, blinding Corey O’Brian, has gone too far. I have tried to give Koger second chances to redeem his ways, and each time he ends up stooping to another low. Well I have had ENOUGH. As of this moment, Chris Koger is FIRED, and the title match is...”

::Corey O’Brian comes out, wearing sunglasses.::

CO: “Boss, I know your word is final, and if you’re going to sack Koger, well, that’s your decision. But I am asking you for this one favor. Let the match happen. For the title.”

OR: “Are you sure?”

CO: “When I won the DPW Championship, there was a lot of controversy, that I didn’t actually ‘earn’ the title. I want to prove tonight that it was no fluke, that I am truly worthy of representing this promotion. And more importantly... I want to EXECUTE Chris Koger tonight.”

OR: “...Well... Okay. If it were anyone else, I’d say no... but if you say you can wrestle, I’ll allow the match. BUT! I will be calling the match, and if Chris Koger so much as THINKS of using an illegal tactic, than not only will I ban him from DPW once and for all, but I will personally choke his sorry ass out! This is your ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE, Koger. Don’t blow it.”

::October and Corey head to the back, and Xander clears his throat::

XS: Well, my broadcast partner, Angus MacDudley is preparing for our tag match later tonight... me, I’m good, so I’ll still be calling the action... so without further ado, let’s get this show started! Our first match tonight is “Most Failure” Jin Haisha, who has fallen to Monster Takeshi two nights ago and through the worst luck possible was defeated by none other than Jakob Furis last night, still wants to try and get his first W. Problem is the guy in his way is the British Powerhouse Reynold Anderson, reserve member of UBL’s Team Moon Gas 200 Yen and one mean SOB.

JIN HAISHA VS REYNOLD ANDERSON

Haisha is barely even able to get into the ring, and Anderson takes no time at all to attack “Most Failure”, ramming him into the corner with a shoulder and delivered a series of elbows to the face before the referee got Anderson to break. Haisha went to Anderson and reared his fist back... and plopped into the canvas. Anderson would simply lift Haisha to a veritcal base and deliver a stalling vertical suplex, then hoisted him up then whipped him to the ropes, smashing him with a British Lariat! Cover, one, two, Haisha BARELY kicks out.

XS: I thought that was going to be it, but Haisha does have a lot of guts...

Anderson picked up Haisha and went to the ropes again, but Haisha collapsed to the mat before Anderson could even deck him. Anderson shrugged and hoisted Jin up, put his heads between the legs, and delivered a devastating piledriver

XS: That’s Anderson’s favorite move there, it is OVER!

Cover... one... two... KICKOUT RIGHT BEFORE THREE! The fans go NUTS for Haisha, and an enraged Anderson gets up and pounds him with a series of stomps, before hoisting him up and locking in a “Reynold’s Wrap” (Bearhug). Haisha flailed for a bit before going limp, and the referee began to check his arm for the knockout, fans clapping for support... and Haisha woke up, and managed to elbow Reynold breaking the hold! He then delivered a huge flurry of chops finally knocking the Brit down. He then went to the corner... STOMPING....

XS: Could this be...

Anderson gets to his feet only to get NAILED with a perfect superkick! Haisha fell on top of Anderson, one, two, THREE!

XS: HE DID IT! Jin Haisha picks up his first-ever victory... well he doesn’t look like a winner as he’s out cold now, he must have used the last of his strength to hit that kick. Anderson meanwhile has gotten up and is freaking the hell out... well while Haisha is being brought to the locker room to be revived, let me talk about the three men you are about to see for this special bout. Fighting League EXtreme is known for the craziest of the crazy in wrestling, and one of these three men will face FLEX’ Grand Champion of Intense Combat, Jin Yagami Jr, at the upcoming FLEX: Debbie Does A Night In A Cup show. You’ve got “The Lovely Flower of Japan” Geisha Man, suave super spy Secret Agent Mann, and the son of an evil CEO known as Courage Takeda. This match will be elimination rules with no countouts, last man in the ring will be the number one contender!

FLEXhibition: Geisha Man vs Secret Agent Mann vs Courage Takeda

As soon as the bell rings, Takeda shreiks as his two opponents step forward, and he ducks out of the ring and hides under the apron. Agent and Geisha shrug as they lock up, and the cameraman catches someone saying, “Is Juli Kreiger still around?”. Mann gets a headlock and is tossed to the ropes, coming back and sliding between Geisha Man’s legs and goes for a schoolboy, but Geisha Man counters with an armbar, forcing Mann’s hand to go a little below the Obi. The super spy got to the ropes, and Geisha Man would wink at Secret Agent Mann.

XS: I’m being accompanied by the voice of FLEX, Quentin Q Quentinstein!

3Q: Thanks, Xander. Geisha Man is a very... well, ‘unorthodox’ wrestler, Secret Agent Mann has defeated many villains fighting for Her Majesty’s Secret Service but never someone like this.

XS: Why is Courage Takeda under the ring?

3Q: Courage is in the business only due to pressure from his father, Takeda-sama. Courage is a total coward and Takeda usually has to force him back into the ring. Unfortunately he’s not here tonight and neither is their bodyguard, Akira Yamazaki.

Secret Agent Mann would throw Geisha Man into the ropes, delivering a drop toe hold and transitioning to the STF, but Geisha Man would slip out and apply a hammerlock, while griding his hips, and Mann would get to the ropes in record time. Agent would rush in for a diving lariat but would get a facefull of Geisha Man’s backside!

3Q: Obi Smash!

Geisha Man would grab the parasol he brought with him to the ring and go to the top rope, but Agent would recover and go after him, putting Geisha Man on his shoulders and delivering a running Liger Bomb! One, two, kickout. Secret Agent Mann would then put him in an Argentine Backbreaker position, throwing him off his shoulders and drops Geisha Man into a DDT!

XS: And I believe that’s “Live and Let Die”, the cover, one, two, kickout at two!

Geisha Man would then throw Agent into the corner, then turn around in front of Mann and deliver reverse hip thrusts to Secret Agent, following up with a cutter. He climbed to the top rope again and went for a corkscrew moonsault, but Secret Agent Mann got the knees up!

3Q: That was the “Memoirs of a Geisha” and that would have been the E-N-D.

Secret Agent Mann got to his feet at the same time as Geisha Man, and suddenly a blue gas spewed out of his lapel! Geisha Man would slump down to the canvas. Then Agent would go to the outside and grab a jetpack, rolling back in the ring, going to the top rope and delivering a “Moonrakersault”! One, two, three!

XS: And Geisha Man is eliminated! But where is Courage?

Courage’s head pops out of the apron, and he mouths “is it over” to the camera, not knowing that Agent is looking over the ropes right at him! He rolls out of the ring on the other side as Courage gets out to ringside, and Agent would sneak behind him and put him in a sleeper hold! Courage would pass out, and Agent would roll him in, deliver a Live and Let Die, and get the academic cover.

XS: Well that was an... interesting bout. Well, Secret Agent Mann will face Jin Yagami Jr for the FLEX Grandmaster title, and now it’s time for the semifinals of the Demolition Derby tournament! First is the battle of the kings, as “The King of Roses” Chris DaMico battles “The Dragon King” Masashi Togashi. Then a matchup nobody would have predicted, the young high-flying female phenom REIKA against Joe “Danger” Smith.

DEMOLITION DEBRY SEMIFINALS:
CHRIS DAMICO VS MASASHI TOGASHI

DaMico and Togashi locked up and Togashi would throw him into the corner, before rolling him back to the center of the ring with a hiptoss and applying an armbar. DaMico would put his leg over Togashi’s neck and push up with his other leg making Togashi break his grip at the same time giving him an opportunity to lock in a wakigatame and Togashi tried to get to the ropes but DaMico would stop him with an Onryo Clutch for a one count. Togashi would deliver a shoulder tackle and a chinlock, DaMico would slip out and the duo would face off.

3Q: Nice one so far.

DaMico would swat away a jumping knee attack, and would hit a backdrop floating over for a pin but Togashi would kick out at one. Togashi would get to his feet and deliver a backdrop of his own for a cover, one, two, bridging out is DaMico. Togashi would deliver a series of lariats and a brainbuster and went for a Beast Choker, but DaMico would manage to reach the ropes. DaMico would answer with a one-legged dropkick and put Togashi’s leg in a 4, sitting Togashi up before leaning over to pin down Togashi’s shoulders for a NOSAWA Clutch! One, two, kickout. DaMico would deliver a DaMico DDT but Togashi got right back to his feet and hit a big lariat and a Dragon Suplex. One, two, kickout! Togashi would signal for a Suicide Plex, but when he applied the overhook DaMico stomped Togashi’s foot, allowing him to escape and use one of Togashi’s arms as a setup for La Rosa Del Entiero! Togashi would be forced to submit.

XS: And Chris DaMico is one step closer to getting his first ever championship shot! Amazing upset!

REIKA VS JOE “DANGER” SMITH

REIKA would offer her hand to Smith, who answered with a hand.... in a fist right to the face. He would follow up with a series of punches and elbows to REIKA before throwing her over the top rope, landing on the apron. Smith would turn away raising his arms, and turn back to see REIKA coming at him with a springboard dropkick! REIKA then delivered a standing moonsault, hooking a leg, one, two, kickout. Smith would get to his feet and headbutt REIKA and grab her throat, but REIKA knows the chokeslam all too well and floats over with an arm drag, following up with a flip senton and a half crab. Smith powers out and makes her stumble into the corner, Smith now pounds on her into elbows to the back of the head, delivering a big backdrop, cover for a two count. REIKA would try to set for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Smith lowered his center of gravity and put her in position for a powerbomb! He then went into the corner... BLITZ! One, two... he pulled REIKA up, then threw her into the ropes... ANOTHER Blitz. One, two, three.

3Q: And Smith absolutely DESTROYED REIKA... which doesn’t bode well as DaMico really had to fight for his W. Xander Starr isn’t here, he’s backstage giving a last minuite strategy talk to Angus MacDudley... and here we go, our special tag team attraction!

SPECIAL TAG ATTRACTION: DPW Announce Team (Xander Starr and Angus MacDudley) vs –10*C and Zeke The Luchacat.

DPWAT come out to “Through the Fire and Flames” by Dragonforce as Xander and Angus (dressed in a plaid singlet) come out together. Then, “Cold as Ice” by Foreigner would play as a man looking like a cross between Glacier and Super Dragon would come out with a person in a giant cat costume with a white singlet following him.

3Q: Zeke The Luchacat and –10*C are actually usually rivals, Zeke is a disgruntled theme park mascot who loves to make kids cry. –10*C on the other hand, is known as the master of the drop toe hold.

Angus would go against –10*C first, who delivered a series of chops to the massive Scotsman, who shrugged them off and delivered a huge elbow, -10 backing up into a blind tag by Zeke, who delivered a series of overhand chops, again having no effect, but a thumb to the eye would stun him and Zeke would deliver a headbutt and a series of elbows to the face, bouncing off the ropes and hitting a lariat, making Angus stumble... and a second lariat knocks him down! Zeke would try to follow up with an elbow, Angus would roll away and lift Zeke up, tossing him with a pair of scoop slams then tags Xander in, who leapfrogs over, hits the ropes, does a cartwheel then a flipping senton! Xander would roll to his feet and dropkick –10*C, rolling backwards to his feet to mule dropkick Zeke, flipping forward to his feet, and posing for the crowd!

3Q: Amazing! Xander’s still got it, folks!

Zeke would hit a dropkick and a hiptoss of his own and tag –10*C who would measure up Xander... “WIZARD OF WINTER!” (Shining Wizard). Cover got a two count, and –10*C would follow up a suplex and back flip, delivering a running elbow to Angus which would have the big man try to get in... and Zeke would throw a chair at Xander while –10*C fell prone! Xander however would simply deck Zeke with the chair and toss it aside, and the referee would turn to see Xander Irish whipping –10*C into the ropes, before making a tag with Angus. Angus would grab –10*C by the throat and deliver a massive chokeslam as Xander got to the top, doing 2 ¼ front flips in the air before landing chest first on –10!

3Q: 810 Splash! You’ll never see anyone but the Human Superball pull that off!

Angus would then cover –10* as Xander would run to the outside and jump on the ropes to do a CORKSCREW shooting star to Zeke! One, two, three!

3Q: And a nice win by the DPW Announce team! Two great wrestlers temporarily coming back from retirement to commemorate this epic weekend! But this next tag match will be a lot less fun and games as Team Handsome Tokyo face off against the Satanic Legion.

DPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: TEAM HANDSOME TOKYO (Jintaro Mazaki and Yoshiro Tenmaku) vs SATANIC LEGION (Raiku Daisatsu and Eric Gacy)(c)

Jintaro would start off against Gacy, delivering a series of kicks to the midsection and a sobat, quickly tagging in Yoshiro to double team the big man making him back into the corner, double irish whip... and Gacy shoulder tackles them both down. Gacy picks Tenmaku up and delivers a snake eyes fallowed by an enzuilariat before tagging to Daisatsu. Raiku delivers a knee drop to the sternum, and went for a headbutt before Jintaro tagged in. Jintaro would sidestep a headbutt and deliver a gamengiri and work the knee of Raiku before Gacy cut in and tried to forearm Jintaro who delivered a J-Cutter out of nowhere! Raiku was hoisted up and was put into a Regalplex for a two count. Jintaro tagged in Tenmaku to deliver a somersault senton for a cover.

XS: Wow, they’re actually taking it to the Legion...

After the kickout, Raiku immediately delivers a Death Valley Bomb to Tenmaku, who rolls out to the floor. While the referee is distracted as Raiku and Jintaro brawl, Eric Gacy pulls out a sickle from underneath the ring and carves open Tenmaku’s forehead!

AM: HOLY SHIT! That’s got to be illegal!

XS: But the referee is too busy pulling apart Raiku and Jintaro to notice, and now Gacy has Tenmaku set up... Black Spiral Dance! Looks like I spoke to soon!

Raiku then gained the upper hand, headbutting Jintaro and nailing a Satanic Offering. The referee would then begin a count, and Tenmaku would be unable to even sit up, and at 20 the bell was rang.

AM: Three nights, three teams, three massacres by the Legion. Can anyone stop these guys?

DEMOLITION DERBY FINALS: CHRIS DAMICO VS JOE “DANGER” SMITH

DaMico would start this match by doing his signature backflip in the corner, and backed up right into Smith who delivered a HUGE German drilling DaMico right on his head. Smith then applied a choke, breaking it at three before applying it again. After arguing with the referee he picked DaMico up and delivered a butterfly suplex and stomped on DaMico a couple of times before dropping a leg. Cover for two. DaMico would then take a belly to belly but would quickly roll Smith into a small package for a one count. Smith wouldn’t take kindly to this, hoisting DaMico by the tights and tossing him over the ropes straight to the floor. Unlike with REIKA he would go to the outside, smashing DaMico into the guardrail headfirst then into the ringpost. He rolled in and out of the ring, before grabbing DaMico and throwing him into the steps. Eventually he’d roll DaMico in and get another two count. He would set DaMico up for a Tombstone, but DaMico would escape and counter with a Emerald Frosion! DaMico would go to the top next and hit a big moonsault!

AM: Nicely done by DaMico! Only a two count.

DaMico would cross Smith’s arms over his chest, and use his leg to secure it as if he were going for a Delphin Clutch, only he rolled on his back and delivered a double arm lock to Smith!

XS: He calls that the Delphin Lock... and... uh-oh...

Smith however hoisted DaMico in the air and delivered a brutal powerbomb, forcing DaMico to let go, then Smith would roll DaMico on his back, cross his legs, and step over DaMico’s body keeping the legs in place as he applied a ground adominal stretch/crossface to DaMico

AM: He calls that the Facemask STF!

DaMico was able to crawl his way to the ropes, and Smith would hold on for a four count then deliver a series of stomps to DaMico while he was still down. Then Smith headed to the corner, sizing DaMico up...

XS: This is it...

BLI...NO! DaMico leapfrogged Smith, then before Smith realized what happened, DaMico turned around, jumped on Smith’s shoulders, spun around and delivered a Mysterio Rana! One, two, three!

AM: HOLY CRAP HE DID IT! He beat all the odds and came back from the brutal offense of Joe “Danger” Smith! This is easily the biggest win of Chris DaMico’s career!

“Kaori Stomp” by Machinae Supremacy played as OctoberRaven came out to award DaMico a trophy, but Smith would push DaMico aside and HURL the trophy onto the ramp.

OR: What the hell is your problem, Smith?

JDS: I was cheated! He held my tights!

OR: I was watching, he didn’t. He beat you fair and square. Now, I think you owe DaMico a trophy, so you’re getting a pay...

JDS: You want to dock my pay? How about this... I’ll bet my entire pay for the WEEKEND that I can kick YOUR ass.

OR: You know what? You’re on.

JDS: But... if I win... I get to do whatever I feel like in this company, with no repercussions.

OR: ...Deal.

XS: Did you hear that? OctoberRaven is going to fight for the first time in Demolition Pro!

AM: He intended to stay out of competition in this promotion as it would be a conflict of interest, but the gauntlet has been thrown down... and that match is sure to be brutal...

OR: ...AND! It’ll be a streetfight!

XS: ...Angus, you have SCARY intuition, dude.

AM: Well there will be no love lost between these two at The Punishment Due, and there is certainly going to be sparks firing at our main event... Koger pulled an underhanded move that could have ended O’Brian’s career by spraying mace in his eyes, but if Koger was thinking it would get in O’Brian’s head he was mistaken, because he awoke a sleeping giant.

XS: Anyone who knows O’Brian well knows that while he is usually a sportsman, when he gets pushed too far he can be a dangerous and vindictive foe. Let’s see what will happen.

MAIN EVEN DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP DECIDING FALL: CHRIS KOGER VS COREY O’BRIAN(c) (Special Referee: OctoberRaven)

As soon as the bell rang, Corey tackled Koger, delivering a series of elbows to the face, getting up and PUNTING Koger in the ribs too until Koger went to the floor. Corey followed suit, then tosses Koger over the barricade. The two of them slugged it out in the crowd, and Koger would throw Corey into a row of chairs. Koger went back into the ring and back out and to the barricade, but Corey recovered, delivering a STIFF throat chop then a DDT onto the chairs. Corey then whipped Koger into the barricade then charged and SHOTEI’D him over it. Corey did a rollin/rollout, kicking over the steel steps then CURBSTOMPING Koger onto a step!

AM: OUCH! Corey is PISSED. Even his family is shocked at the brutality Corey is unleashing.

Corey rolled Koger into the ring and followed suit, locking in a Kimura but Koger would escape. Corey would lift Koger and elbow him in the corner but Koger blocked one to fire back with shots of his own.. Corey was thrown into the ropes and Koger delivered a HUGE lariat and went for a pin... one... two... let Corey up then delivered punches to the nose, then delivered a stalling suplex before going to the top rope and hitting a flying elbow for a nearfall.

XS: Now the use of the stairs and chairs is actually legal, as Corey didn’t pick them up, only did moves on them.

AM: Right, and Koger is talking to OR, who I think is explaining that...

Koger then nods and mouths, “Okay, if that’s how it is...” lifting O’Brian to his feet near the ropes, hoisting him with a military press and tossing him over the ropes through the announce table! Koger then turns to OR and says “IF HE CAN DO IT SO CAN I! COUNT!”

XS: Corey looks out of it...

AM: This may be it... OR is on 8 now.... wait Corey’s back up...

Corey then rips off his T-shirt, revealing a tattoo of a raven on his back, with the word “Morrigan” underneath it.

AM: Who’s Morrigan?

XS: The Celtic Goddess of Death and War... Corey’s bloodline can be traced back to Celtic warriors, who would reveal tattoos during battle to gain strength and the blessings of the gods...

Corey marches back into the ring and kicks Koger HARD in the sternum, delivering a Fisherman’s Buster and rolling to a pin, one, two, kickout. Koger would answer with a belly to belly, one, two, kickout. The two would trade chops, and Corey would finally hit a HUGE Shotei, then deliver a Core Meltdown!

XS: ONE!

AM: TWO!

XS: ...HE KICKED OUT!?

Corey is SHOCKED at this, and Koger would recover, punching Corey in the breadbasket, lifting him up in a drop suplex before delivering a headfirst drop with a Koger Driver!

XS: One...

AM: Two...

XS: KICKOUT!

Koger would deliver a “Patriot Act”, and Corey would counter with a Triangle Choke, Koger would back to the ropes and put a foot over it, then as Corey loosened up, Koger lifted Corey up and deliver a powerbomb. He then got on the second rope.

AM: This is the “Rocket’s Red Glare” position... if he hits this is it’s over...

Koger would jump up and lock his legs around Corey’s neck... but Corey stopped the rana, dropping to his knees for an impromptu Core Meltdown! But instead of a cover, he lifted Koger up onto his shoulder, dropping Koger right on his neck with all his weight behind it!

XS: DIAMOND HEAD! The most brutal move in Corey’s arsenal!

The boss counts: ONE...TWO...THREE! The arena EXPLODES in cheers as Corey’s family and girlfriend jump the barricade to celebrate with the champ!

AM: What a match, and what a way to end this weekend.

XS: And the entire locker room, even Robert Gemini, and everyone who was here tonight is coming out to congratulate Corey on a hard-fought win...

But the celebration ends when Koger gets up, grabbing the belt from OR, as the crowd chants “Ah na na na....” Koger stares at O’Brian... and hands over the belt, then raises Corey’s hand, to the SHOCK of everyone, including the boss. Koger then walked out of the ring, heading up the ramp, and Corey would confer with the boss. OR would mouth to the rest of the roster, who looked at each other, then all raised their hands.

OR: Cut the music. Koger...

Koger stops, not turning around.

OR: Tonight you showed everyone here that, despite your underhanded tactics, you do belong here in DPW. And we all agree that... while you’re going to be a bit of a black sheep for a while... you’re welcome to remain in the DPW family.

Koger turns around, and gets handed a mic.

Koger: If you mean I’m welcome to wrestle here again... then fine. But I am NOT part of your “family”. I am NOT friends with any of you, especially that JUDAS Robert Gemini. O’Brian... you got the best of me... but next time... next time will be different. Because I am what America is all about... and that’s getting what I want no matter what, and to hell with anyone who doesn’t like it! So I’ll be back alright... but you can all kiss my American ass!

OR: Feeling’s mutual, Koger... but you’ll have to work your way back up again. And your first opponent getting back up that ladder is... Yoshiro Tenmaku... I think he’s got a score to settle with you, doesn’t he. Until then, Koger... see you at the next show. And the same goes to everyone here at the BankAntlantic Center as well as our InDemand and Samurai TV audience, and thank you to everyone who helped make this show the best in our company’s history! Good night!

The show ended with a montage of the Demolition Derby weekend.

Demolition Derby Night Two

NIGHT TWO

The show opens with Jin Haisha in the ring, looking as if he was hit by a truck. Which would have probably been less painful than what actually happened. It seems like a miracle he’s even in the ring right now. Instead of Sam S. McCloud’s music, though, the boss himself, OctoberRaven, steps out into the arena with a microphone and a hat.

OR: Well, Jin... Good news and bad news. Bad news is, Sam S. McCloud couldn’t make it tonight. He called in sick due to... and I’m quoting here... “Pac Man Fever”. But I know you wanted to wrestle tonight, to here’s the good news: Before the show, I got everyone backstage who doesn’t have a match tonight to put their names into a hat. The person who gets drawn will be your opponent.

OR digs through the hat, and pulls out a slip of paper. Then does a double take, DROPPING THE HAT in the process.

OR: I have no idea what he’s doing backstage... but well, today is your lucky day it seems. Bring out Jakob Furis!

"Trans-Transylvanian Orchestra" hits the speakears as Jakob Furis comes out to ringside. The fans immediately burst into laughter with a notable few actually having to seek medical attention when Furis attempts to act tough in defiance of their taunting. Worse yet for local health officials, Furis grabs a mic!

Furis: "IT is I, the evil Count Jakob Furis!!"

Furis surveys the crowd and actually sees a few fans in tears (laughing).

Furis: "YES! Some of you know me vell and are in shambles at my arrival in Demolition Pro Wrestling!"Furis moves his finger slowly across his throatFuris: "And vhat a perfect name for a promotion about to be demolished by my evil!!”AM: Jakob Furis in DPW... and how ironic that he ends up facing Haisha.

XS: And if it were anyone else I’d say Haisha still has an uphill battle, but let’s face it, Haisha would have to take ANOTHER beating from Monster Takeshi just to make this a fair fight.

Furis: "And I come bearing even MORE bad news, Sam S McCloud does NOT have "Pac Man Fever!"

Furis looks at the crowd with his eyes wide-open as if he just said the MOST shocking thing humankind has ever heard. When they don't seem to buy his grandstanding, he just acts as if they did

Furis: "He has 'FURIS fever!' The veason McCloud is not here is that he has been overcome by FEAR! He vestles in UBL just like me and vhen he realized how close he was to being in the arena on the same night as the mighty Furis, he FLED! But he vill not be safe for long, NO ONE is safe vhen Furis is on the hunt!"

Furis punctuates this with a fearsome look but then after a few seconds, looks around somewhat confused. He mouths to offstage technicians: "vhere's the thunder effects?" they just roll their eyes at him and he attempts to get his little speech back on topic.

Furis: "Um, yes! And the next man who vill fear Furis vill be Jin Haisha!"

Some of the fans with "Takeshi" shirts begin chanting "MONSTER, MONSTER"

Furis: "YES! You now see me for vhat I am! A vicious monster who vill tear apart Jin!!

AM: Denial is the first step of coping with your own death you know.

Furis: "Jin Haisha, on this night you vill fall to Furis and the vorld vill experience my eternal bloody reign! As such, do not look at this as the DAWNING of a new era as much as the DUSKING of a new one ...

The fans just about lose it at "DUSKING" and drown Furis out in laughter at this point. He throws the mic down and runs to the ring in frustration, hoping to inspire fear with his actions.

OPENING MATCH: JIN HAISHA VS JAKOB FURIS

The bell rings as soon as Furis enters, and the Count immediately gets DECKED by a Haisha lariat to a STANDING OVATION by the crowd. Haisha, pumped up by the support of the fans, lifts Furis to his feet and delivers a flurry of chops before slamming Furis onto the canvas... but his adrenaline rush is overcome by the injuries sustained from last night and he collapses to the canvas. Furis, believing Haisha has fainted, immediately sets for “Furis’ Happy Meal”, but Haisha manages to fight Furis off, rolling out of the ring. Furis starts FLAPPING HIS ARMS as if he’s trying to fly and goes to the ropes for a pescado... that misses Haisha by a foot and a half. Haisha shrugs and rolls Furis back into the ring, delivering a pair of elbow drops before going to the corner, stamping his feet!

AM: Superkick time!

Haisha once again fell victim to his injuries and misstepped on his way to Furis, who immediately took advantage, grabbing Jin by the throat and CHOKESLAMMING him into the canvas! Furis himself is suprised that this worked as he trips over his own feet landing on Haisha! One, two, three! The bell rings and Furis is like “I von?!”.

XS: ...Wow. I... just... wow... this is a joke right?

AM: I don’t think so. Jakob Furis has actually WON. Granted, it was against Jin Haisha who can’t even beat a crab in Rock-Paper-Scissors, and Haisha was seriously hurting from his match last night, but still!

XS: Well Furis is doing laps around the ring... and the boss who’s been watching the whole time has a mic.

OR: Hey Furis... you do know Juli Kreiger’s here too right?

Furis then nearly BREAKS THE SOUND BARRIER as he runs through the crowd and out the door!

AM: Well, before we continue the Demolition Derby tournament, on behalf of everyone here in DPW I’d like to thank OrochiGeese for allowing some of his UBL talent to compete over this weekend. Tomorrow night Jin Haisha faces another UBL wrestler, “The British Powerhouse” Reynold Anderson.

Demolition Derby Tournament- Block B Round One
FIRST MATCH- FRANK DESMOND VS GENOCIDE

Genocide and Desmond immediately lock up and Genocide immediately attempts to take him down for a wakigatame but Desmond rolls through and gets a headscissors. Genocide goes for a headstand escape, but Desmond also rolls to his feet to hit an elbow to the face, which is answered by elbow smashes that ROCK Desmond, and then Genocide goes to the ropes and hits the Forearm to the Throat knocking him onto the canvas. A knee drop misses and Desmond hits a running back elbow as the shooter gets to his feet. Desmond then prepares for a Chokeslam but Genocide ducks and hits a kneelkick to the back of the head!

XS: Genocide Kick!

Genocide then goes for a chokeout, but Desmond rolls over so Genocide’s shoulders hit the canvas, forcing the break to prevent a pin. Genocide hits a Kenka Kick and delivers a series of punches from the mount until the ref forces a break. Genocide would go for a Roaring Elbow but would get caught with a Chokeslam! The cover, one, two, three!

AM: And that vicious chokeslam out of nowhere defeats one of the most brutal athletes in DPW. He can do that out of nowhere and everyone in the tournament better remember that if they want to win it all.

XS: Also, I think this is the first time that two matches have ended with chokeslams in DPW history.

AM: Hooray for pointless firsts!

MATCH TWO: YOSHIRO TENMAKU vs ???

Tenmaku enters the ring first, and the sounds of “God Send Death” by Slayer interrupts as a man wearing black tights and an Oakland Raiders jersey marches down the ramp

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, making his return to the ring from injury, from Oakland California weighting in at 265 pounds, Joe “Danger” Smith!

XS: Joe “Danger” Smith! Former multi-time world champion, had some serious wars with our champion Corey O’Brian, this man is definately a force to be reckoned with.

Smith charges into the ring and smashes an elbow right in the face of Tenmaku, shoving him in the corner and delivering a series of knees and slams Tenmaku in the canvas stomping him senseless and delivering a big leg drop.

AM: This is what you got to expect from Smith, an all-out flurry of offense.

Smith would throw Tenmaku into the ropes, and began to duck down but Tenmaku would leapfrog him and Smith would turn around right into a jumping sobat! Tenmaku then got to the top rope and delivered a flawless moonsault for a two count. Yoshiro would pick Smith up who would wrap his arms around the waist of Tenmaku and throw him like a ragdoll with a belly to belly!

XS: Smith was a former NCAA All-American Linebacker, who was signed into the Raiders but was banned from the NFL when he almost killed a teammate during PRACTICE.

Tenmaku would slowly get to his feet, and would get BLASTED with a vicious spear, hooking the leg. One, two, three.

AM: He calls that the Blitz and nobody gets up from it! Smith makes quick work of his first opponent.

MATCH THREE: MIKE BLOOD vs ROBERT GEMINI

Gemini seems obviously reluctant to get in the ring with Blood, and the referee begins to count to 20.

XS: Mike Blood would love to lay a beating on Chris Koger’s disciple to send a message to the man that cheated a victory out of him at Holy Wars.

Gemini eventually rolls back into the ring, delivering a flying forearm which only rocks Blood a bit. A second attempt is swatted down, and Blood delivers a fist drop to the abdomen and went for a second before Gemini rolled out of the ring. Robert would pick Blood up and deliver a snap suplex and a leg lock but Blood would roll to the ropes. Gemini grabbed Blood by the leg for a dragon screw next but Blood would push Gemini off with his leg, and then hit a Bloody Wizard! The cover, two, kickout. Mike would deliver a belly to belly followed by a vertical suplex next, but Gemini would recover with a series of chops and a DDT for a nearfall of his own. He would attempt a Falling Star, but Blood back body dropped out of it and nailed a Penalty Kick. Cover, two, kickout.

AM: Gemini really showing some heart here.

Gemini would recover and hit a flying back elbow, rolling to his feet as Blood stumbled and nailed a basement dropkick to the back of the knee taking the Razorback down. He delivered a pair of elbow drops then lifted Blood for a snap suplex and floated over for the pin, one, two, kickout. Gemini would go for a scoop but Blood slipped out the backdoor and Gemini turned around... LARIATOOOOOOOOO! One, two, three!

AM: Whoa! Gemini never saw that lariat coming! Blood can hit that at any time, and that might prove to be the key to his victory.

MATCH FOUR: REIKA vs Jintaro Mazaki

Jintaro and REIKA began throwing leg kicks at each other, and then Jintaro would move in for an armdrag, REIKA going back to her feet and giving Jintaro an armdrag of her own, ducking a sweep kick from Jintaro before hitting him with a sobat. A stunned Jintaro would back into the corner where REIKA would deliver a running dropkick and after Mr. J hit the mat she followed up with a flip senton!

XS: REIKA pulling out all the stops here.

REIKA tosses Jintaro into the ropes but he counters and leapfrogs her, and doesn’t turn around, but as soon as REIKA comes his way he delivers a J-Cutter! He lifted her back up and delivered a snap suplex and went to the top to deliver a big knee drop! REIKA would roll to the floor to get her wind back but Jintaro would charge at her with a dive over the ropes! Mr. J rolled her back into the ring before going back in to cover, one, two, kickout.

AM: REIKA has a ton of heart and energy but Mr. J’s offense can take the wind out of any sails.

Jintaro would deliver the J-Rush and spin her around for a J-Germany but REIKA managed to lower her center of gravity and counter into a victory roll-like prawn hold for a nearfall. REIKA then hit a flying lariat and went up high for a REIKA DiveBomb but Jintaro got up and tried to set her up for an avalanche J-Cutter, but REIKA would block it and do a facecrusher off the top rope! A stunned Jintaro would then fall prey to a Northern Lights Suplex, one, two, three!

XS: I just realized something Angus.

AM: You did too, huh?

XS: Yeah... REIKA is going to face her boyfriend Frank Desmond in round two!

AM: Well next up folks, the Satanic Legion defend their tag team titles. Tonight they face the tandem of Thomas Clarke and Kevin Williams, Anarchy in the UK.

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: ANARCHY IN THE UK VS SATANIC LEGION(c)

Kevin Williams starts this match against Eric Gacy, delivering a charging forearm to Williams and shoving him into the corner to deliver punches in the corner but Raiku Daisatsu makes a blind tag and enters the ring, backdropping Williams into the center of the ring, and the Legion would tandem stomps until the official puts Gacy in the corner. The damage was done and Williams would be pummeled by knee drop after knee drop, then Daisatsu would pick him up and easily slam him into the canvas. Wiliiams got up and Raiku elbowed him in the face and put Williams’ arms into the ropes making him vulnerable to closed fists. Clarke would try to enter the ring, but the referee would stop him, allowing Gacy to apply a choke as Raiku delivered a series of body shots.

AM: Williams getting double teamed by the tag team champions.

Gacy would get back in his corner as the ref paid attention to the ring as Daisatsu would free Williams only to deliver a backbreaker and tag to Gacy who would do a jumping fist drop for a two count. Williams would escape a suplex attempt and try to get to his corner but Gacy grabbed him by the tights and tossed him back to the Legion’s half of the ring, then hit a shoulderbreaker following up with an elbow drop.

XS: Williams has done NOTHING so far since that opening flurry and I’m sure that Anarchy In The UK want to have a tag to let Williams get some time to recover.

Gacy would set Williams up so he was laying belly first on the top rope of the neutral corner, running back to the corner before wheeling around and delivering a running boot that punted Williams to the floor!

AM: Usually that’s called the Spike Through Your Head, but I guess this is the Spike Through Your Body this time.

The referee began the count as Clarke would go to the floor to try to help out his partner, but Daisatsu would cut him off with a lariat, then lift Williams up and deliver a Death Valley Bomb onto the floor before rolling Williams back in the ring. Gacy covers: One, two, kickout! Gacy would pick Williams up and go for the Black Spiral Dance but Williams would slip out in mid-spin and dive for his corner... but Clarke was still on the floor! Gacy tagged out to Daisatsu, who would deliver a running knee to Williams and set up for a Satanic Offering, but Williams would backdrop out, run to the ropes and hit an Anarchy Stomp before getting to his corner as Clarke gets up... TAG! Clarke would charge at Raiku with a shoulder tackle, then hit a snap suplex and a Her Majesty’s Backdrop before applying a half crab. Daisatsu would get to the ropes and Clarke would pull him up for a scoop slam then go to the top rope.... flying elbow! One, two, kickout! Daisatsu would tag out to Gacy and roll out the ring as Gacy hit a kitchen sink followed by a DDT. Daisatsu would then pull Williams off of the apron and hit him with the Satanic Offering! While the referee tried to get Raiku to stop, Gacy would RIP OFF the turnbuckle padding without even untying it!

AM: Wow... that’s one strong dude to pull off that padding that easily.

Thomas would charge to Gacy for a London Bomber but Gacy moved away, Clarke hitting the exposed steel, setting up for the Black Spiral Dance! Ref turns around to see the pin: One, Two, Three!

DEMOLITION DERBY SECOND ROUND
MATCH ONE: Frank Desmond vs REIKA

Both Desmond and REIKA seem to be hesitant to start this one out, but eventually they would hug in the middle of the ring (‘awww’) and then lock up, jockeying for position. Desmond being the stronger of the two would get an arm drag but REIKA would use her legs to apply a headscissors. Desmond would handstand to escape... standoff. Another lockup and Desmond would fall victim to a REIKA fireman’s carry followed by a chinlock, but Desmond would stand up and go behind with a hammerlock. REIKA would roll forward and grab Desmond’s leg for a shawn capture legbar out of nowhere, but Desmond would roll to the ropes.

XS: Nice even contest so far.

Desmond would go for the chokeslam but REIKA would counter with an armdrag and then a snap suplex going for the DiveBomb but Desmond would roll away and REIKA would break her fall by landing in a roll. Desmond would scoop REIKA up but end up with a reverse DDT to deliver a Britsh Fall, hooking both legs for a cover, one, two, no. REIKA would duck a lariat and roll Desmond with a prawn hold, one, two, no. REIKA would throw Desmond into the ropes for a dropkick and then hit a standing moonsault but Desmond got the knees and went to the apron, springboarding off and hitting the Jackpot Dropkick! REIKA would roll to the floor, and Desmond would check to see if REIKA was okay before going back to the ropes and waiting for REIKA, holding the ropes for her at 13 when she gets back in the ring. After they circled the ring, Desmond would go for a stunner but REIKA would kick him away causing Desmond to go for a chokeslam but once again REIKA scouted it and went behind him for a schoolperson! One, two, three! After "High Speed SAMURAI" sounds, REIKA and Desmond hug in the ring again before leaving arm in arm.

AM: And REIKA advances to night three! We might be not too far removed from being one of the few women to hold a non-women-only championship belt.... and to my knowledge the only to win a World Heavyweight championship!

MATCH TWO: Joe “Danger” Smith vs Mike Blood

Smith and Blood come out swinging in this bout, with Smith being backed into the corner before recovering and go to the ropes before both men would tumble to the floor, while they were STILL slugging it out, before the veteran slammed Blood into the apron headfirst and roll back into the ring, rolling back and mounting Blood to deliver punches before the referee stepped in. Smith would shove the referee down (receiving a warning) and stomp away at Blood before the referee pulled him away again.

AM: Smith’s temper almost caused him a DQ here, I’m sure he wants to win it so maybe he’ll put that attitude in check.

Blood would recover and deliver a Kenka Kick which ROCKS Smith, and Blood would deliver a drop suplex and a deep armdrag before dropping an elbow. Blood would get elbowed in the face and Smith would hit a vertical suplex and drop the point of his knee right in the face of The Razorback then started CHOKING him. He let go at three and threw Blood to the ropes... no, scratch that Blood countered but Smith would deliver a FLYING HEADSCISSORS that takes Blood completely by suprise and to the apron!

XS: WOW, that is a BIG guy to do a move like that.

AM: That’s the kind of athletic ability you’d expect from an NCAA All-American.

Blood got in the ring and ducked a forearm, dropkicking Smith in the leg... BLOODY WIZARD! Cover, two, kickout. Blood would then set up for a powerbomb but Smith would backdrop out, and then set up for a tombstone piledriver but Blood would get the backdoor landing on his feet. He went to the ropes and LARI... no Smith would duck under and both men hit the opposite ropes and met in the middle... BLITZ! One, two, three!

XS: You know, I’d really hate to be in REIKA’s tights right about now.

AM: Well funny you mentioned that because you...

XS: Dude that was in private! Anyways, on to our main event. Remember folks, if O’Brian wins tonight he still has to face Koger AGAIN tommorrow night to finally decide this series, but if Koger wins, he leaves with the title and faces a wrestler from a local indy promotion in an exhibition match in the main event of Night Three instead. Koger debuted an amazing diving rana move that he calls “The Rockets Red Glare”, and O’Brian was working on the arm last night. Let’s see how they approach this battle.

DPW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH FALL TWO: CHRIS KOGER VS COREY O’BRIAN(c)
Koger leads 1-0

Koger has his right arm bandaged heavily for this match, prompting Corey to deliver a mauy thai kick to the left arm, making Koger back off as you can hear Corey saying, “You think I’m stupid?” An incensed Koger would charge at Corey who would drop down and trip him up with a toehold before quickly transitioning to an Indian Deathlock, dropping down twice before adjusting it into a Muta Lock! Koger would escape to the ropes and to the floor, Corey sitting in the opposite corner as Koger took a walk for a few. Koger gets back in the ring and we have a lockup, Koger getting a headlock and taking Corey over and working the neck. Corey would roll Koger to his shoulders, one, Koger rolled to a seated position, back to his feet, and delivering another takeover. Corey slipped free and applied a seated Crossface Chickenwing but Koger again found the ropes. Koger would knee Corey and deliver a butterfly suplex before floating over for the pin but Corey would get a shoulder up and lock a Kimura from the bottom! Koger would once again go to the ropes and Corey would step off and mime digging a grave!

AM: Corey rarely appeals to the crowd, perhaps he’s trying to send a message to Koger that he’s got this one in the bag.

XS: Corey is a master tactician in the ring, and he knows headgames can mean all the difference in the world.

Koger would hammer O’Brian with a lariat but held his arm, going for a suplex switching to his good arm, though it didn’t look as well executed as he normally does.

AM: I think Corey’s on to something here.

XS: Ah, I see, Koger’s left-handed and he never utilizes his right arm often. Very clever.

Koger would go for a Boston Crab next but O’Brian would power out, and both men got to their feet starting a battle of chops! Corey would eventually take control and set for the Core Meltdown... LOW BLOW! The referee was out of position and didn’t see it, Koger getting up and delivering a belly to belly onto the canvas. Corey holds on to his crotch and the referee checks O’Brian, meanwhile Koger gets something from out of his tights.

AM: Oh no...

Corey manages to get to his feet and nod to the referee that he’s okay, and turns to Koger.... whos holding a small piece of black plastic that spews a liquid into Corey’s eyes! Corey collapses again to the canvas and the ref calls for the bell!

XS: THAT WAS MACE! THAT’S UNCALLED FOR! TOO MUCH OF THAT CAN PERMANENTLY BLIND!

Trainers immediately go to O’Brian’s side, helping him to the back presumably to get his eyes flushed out as Koger gets a mic.

Koger: See, I could have easily beaten O’Brian tonight, and take that title. But Corey... I want to make your inevitable DEFEAT so much more painful for you. Because I know, Corey... I know your family will be in attendance tommorrow night. I am going to HUMILIATE you in front of your father, your mother, your girlfriend, your cousins, and your newborn nephew. They are going to see what a LOSER you are. Because I represent America, and when you fight America, YOU LOSE! And after that point is made to the world, I will wear the DPW title, and finally this company will have a champion they can be proud of!

In a repeat of last night, fans threw trash into the ring as Koger’s theme played as the night came to a close.

Demolition Derby Night One

DPW presents Demolition Derby Night One
Live at the BankAtlantic Center

XS: Welcome everyone to Demolition Pro Wrestling’s Demolition Derby tournament! This is the first of three big nights of DPW action! You’re going to see some of the best Strong Style wrestling in the US today, with a 16-man elimination tournament, and the eight men competing in that tournament tonight will have to win not one but two matches tonight to advance to the final four. The winner of the championship will net 10 large, as well as a title shot at our next event, The Punishment Due.

AM: Not only that, Xander, but we are going to have a three-fall series between the DPW champion and the heart and soul of this company Corey O’Brian, against the man who stands against everything DPW is about, Chris Koger, for the big belt. However unlike most best-of-three matches, we will have the falls over the course of the weekend.

XS: But before we get to any of that folks, Jin Haisha is in the ring, and he’s got what has got to be without a doubt the most uphill battle in his career of uphill battles. Because he faces the now dethroned Monster Takeshi, who is NOT happy with having lost his title via countout at Holy Wars.

PRELIM MATCH: JIN HAISHA VS MONSTER TAKESHI

Right off the bat, Takeshi charges to Haisha and hammers at him with a series of closed fists to the head. The referee admonishes Takeshi, who picks Haisha up and literally throws him across the ring. Haisha staggers to his feet and pumps his fists as if channeling some inner strength, then UNLOADS with a series of chops which would look pretty impressive if it weren’t for the fact that they were having ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT on Takeshi, who simply watches Haisha and even picks his nose a bit. Eventually he elbows Haisha in the face and hammers him with a Knockout Lariat. The cover, one, two, Takeshi pulls the shoulder up, hoists him up and drops him with the Falcon Arrow Driver. Cover, one, two, again Takeshi breaks his own pin.

AM: Monster Takeshi just punishing Haisha, who has got to be out of it. The referee may want to call this for Haisha’s own well-being....

Takeshi casually waits in the corner for Jin Haisha to get to his feet and went to deliver another Knockout Lariat, but Haisha ducks and nails the Superkick out of nowhere, making Takeshi stumble!

XS: “Most Failure” is refusing to call it quits!

Haisha stomps the canvas before delivering another Superkick, and Takeshi tiiiiiiiiiiiiimbers to the canvas! Haisha goes for the cover... KICKOUT AT ONE!

AM: That’s got to be a mental blow to Haisha, that superkick is his best move, and even TWO of them couldn’t fell Monster Takeshi!

Haisha tries for the hat trick, but as he goes for the attempt Takeshi just shoulders him down before delivering a vicious elbow to the heart, picking Haisha up and delivering the Tokyo Tower Bomb!

XS: Well, this one’s over... wait... no...

Monster Takeshi picks up Haisha and puts him in position, delivering a SECOND Tokyo Tower Bomb, and starts to hoist him up again before the referee calls for the bell while Haisha is still alive! Takeshi lets go of Haisha who collapses to the canvas and raises his arms before heading out

AM: Well there you have it, the referee ending this match via TKO for Haisha’s own safety... and I don’t know I think Haisha may need an ambulance...

Sure enough, the referee throws up the X, and EMTs start to head down to ringside to get Haisha out.. but before they could put him on the stretcher, Haisha gets up to his knees.

XS: You really got to feel sympathetic to Haisha, he puts so much heart into this business and keeps trying after loss after loss...

Haisha stumbles out of the ring, and using the stretcher for support until the EMTs help him to the back, and the crowd applauds Haisha’s spirit as he leaves the ringside area

AM: He may have lost this match, but no question about it he has had to have earned some respect for facing the man who ran over every challenger in his path as champion.

TOURNAMENT- FIRST ROUND BLOCK A
MATCH ONE: KEVIN WILLIAMS VS ???

Kevin Williams was in the ring when “Need for Steve” by Machinae Supremacy played, and out came a wrestler in green tights, a bowtie (but no shirt), and with bleached blonde hair

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the first graduate from the DPW Dojo, from South Bleach, Florida, weighing in at 200 pounds even, he is “The Indyriffic One” Steve Evans!

XS: ...Why is he wearing a bowtie?

The bell rang and “The Anarchist” immediately went for Evans, locking up with the newbie. They jockey for position but end up breaking, and Evans kicks Williams in the shin a couple times before the two traded elbow strikes. Eventually Evans would duck an elbow, grab Williams’ leg, trip the other one, and yell “I JUST KICKED YOUR LEG OUT FROM UNDER YOUR LEG!” before applying a half crab.

AM: Evans looking very good so far.

Kevin managed to get to the ropes and Evans would pull him to the center of the ring by the leg, but Williams got to his feet and kicked away from Evans’ grip, hitting a lariat and following up with an Anarchy Stomp. Pin gets two, and Evans scoops and slams Williams before nailing a leg drop and going to the top rope. Williams would roll out of the way and get on one knee, putting his finger to his lips as Evans would hit the moonsault on nothing but canvas, Williams immediately following up with a La Magistral for another nearfall. Evans would hit a belly to belly, before picking Williams up and hitting him with a Tiger Driver for a nearfall, Kevin rolling to his feet and dropkicking Evans in the face before putting him the Irish Whip and setting up for Anarchy Round the World, but Evans slipped out of the move, spun Kevin around, and nailed a sick DDT! He then reached into his boots...

XS: Wait a second! Is he going for a foreign object?! The head trainer Corey O’Brian would not appreciate... wait a second... is that a...

Xander’s realization was that Evans wasn’t getting a weapon, he was getting a SLIM JIM! He opened the package and got to the top rope, biting into it as he hit a beautiful flying elbow! One, two, kickout!

AM: Evans really snapped into that Slim Jim, Xander...

Williams may have kicked out of that elbow but he was definately on his last legs, and Evans put him in a suplex position, yelling “PERFECT HAIR FOREVER!” before hoisting up Kevin and rotating 180 degrees before dropping Williams with a brainbuster in the middle of the ring before floating over! One, two, three!

MATCH TWO: SHINOKUMO VS HOTAKA TOKUDO

Shinokumo goes right out of the gate with a dropkick to the leg of “The Battle Lord”, and Tokudo goes down clutching his leg, Shinokumo following up with a knee drop to the injured appendage.

XS: He must have watched Tokudo’s match at Holy Wars and figured that Tokudo’s leg was still hurting.

Shinokumo stands Tokudo up and does a Dragon Screw on the injured leg, hoisting him back up for a second but Tokudo managed to free his leg and deliver a closed fist to the chest, followed by a series of elbows and chops. He went for a scoop slam but his leg gave out on him and Shinokumo fell on top of him for a one count.

AM: Tokudo might not be able to deliver any of his big moves, leaving him to his striking game which, while a formidable one, isn’t nearly as dangerous as that of Shinokumo.

Tokudo got to his feet but Shinokumo, using the infamous “Inoki Technique”, stayed on the ground while kicking at Tokudo’s leg. Eventually Tokudo backed away from Shinokumo forcing him to get back to a vertical base, using the Green Mist before going to the ropes and nailing a leg lariat! Cover, one, two, kickout. Shinokumo got to his feet and hit the Muta-style moonsault press, one, two, kickout. Shinokumo was still able to get up before Tokudo could recover and nailed a Penalty Kick, one, two, kickout! Shinokumo finally decided he had ENOUGH and set up for the Blood Web Driver, but Tokudo blocked it, and hoisted Shinokumo for what looked like a backdrop, but his legs again gave out on him and fell on his backside, Shinokumo landing on his head like an Ax Guillotine Driver! Tokudo didn’t go for the pin, but instead crawled to the ropes, bringing himself to his feet as Shinokumo seemed to be out of it, but finally Shinokumo managed to get to his feet to eat a lariat! Tokudo went back to the ropes, leaning on his good leg as Shinokumo again got back to his feet... ANOTHER lariat, and his leg almost caused him to collapse this time. He was able to recover and get to the ropes, but a third lariat attempt would end with Shinokumo dropkicking the injured leg, and then he followed up with a Northern Lights Bomb. One, two, three!

XS: Really hard-fought match, but Tokudo’s injured leg kept him from picking up the win. Maybe he should consider taking some time off to let that heal.

MATCH THREE: Chris DaMico vs Thomas Clarke

Clarke and DaMico spent the first minuite or so faking out each other, until Clarke finally shot at DaMico, taking him to a guard position, but DaMico grabbed his arms and wrapped his legs around them, crossing his legs so his boots were pressing up on Clarke’s neck.

XS: I’ve never seen that hold before, DaMico is a master of these unique holds and pinning combinations. If he wins this tournament, and Corey beats Koger... man would that ever be a must-see match...

Clarke was able to back into the ropes, and both men went back to the veritcal base. Clarke whipped DaMico into the corner and DaMico did his trademark “Wall Flip”, but Clarke was ready for it using the wall flip to put him in position for Her Majesty’s Backdrop! A cover got two, and Clarke would try another lateral press for a one count. He put DaMico in a headlock, but “The King of Roses” got to a standing position, escaped via a go-behind hammerlock, then hopped on Clarke’s shoulders before hitting a Mysterio Rana for a nearfall, rolling through and putting Clarke’s legs in a figure four, then holding onto them as he bent over and locked Clarke’s upper body crucifix style before rolling Clarke’s shoulders to the mat! This also got a nearfall, and DaMico would hit Clarke with his one-legged dropkick. He looked like he was going for a Delphin Clutch but Clarke kicked him in the head and quickly took control with a half crab! DaMico got to the ropes and rolled under the ropes to the apron. Clarke tried to bring him back to the ring the hardway but DaMico rolled with it and used an old-school prawn hold for a nearfall. Clarke would recover with a butterfly suplex and followed up with a keylock armbar. DaMico bridged to loosen up the hold but Clarke instead grabbed DaMico’s leg and rolled him to his feet and nailed a short-range London Bomber! The cover... one... two... KICKOUT! Clarke would then set for Her Majesty’s Backbreaker but DaMico used the momentum to his favor with a lucha-style arm drag reversal, finally wrapping Clarke in the La Rosa Del Entiero submission! Clarke tried to avoid giving up but there was nowhere to go, and eventually he had to condede the match!

MATCH FOUR: Socks O’Brian vs Masashi Togashi

Togashi started this match with chops that floored Socks each time they landed, but eventually Socks would get hit with one that didn’t floor him and he’d answer with some chops of his own, landing a dropkick that sent Togashi into the corner, then Socks did a machinegun chop combo, ending it with a jumping knee to the face! Socks would run to the ropes to follow up with a lariat that sent Togashi over the ropes. Socks would try to suplex Togashi back into the ring, but Togashi would block it and send Socks to the floor! Hopping off the apron Togashi would roll Socks back into the ring for a pinfall attempt: One, Two, kickout at two. Socks would get a couple Fireman’s Carries off but Togashi would elbow him in the face and delivered a vertical suplex followed by a gutwrench suplex. Socks would recover and nail a superkick, those socked feet hitting Togashi right in the mouth!

AM: Stocking Stuffer!

This only stunned Togashi however, so Socks had to deliver an enzuigiri before heading to the ropes to
Attempt a “Sock Hop” running stomp of DOOM but Togashi rolls away and gets to his feet and hits a lariat on the way up, then lifted Socks putting him in the full nelson before going for the Dragon Suplex, however Socks would lower his center of gravity in an attempt to prevent the lift, so Togashi let go, elbowed Socks HARD in the back of the head before locking the full nelson back in and hitting that Dragon Suplex! One, two, three!

DPW Tag Team Championship: EUROSTAR (Amazing Jean-Paul and Tony Pescarelli) vs Satanic Legion (Eric Gacy and Raiku Daisatsu) (c)

EUROSTAR was looking for redemption due to their huge loss against the Legion, Tony starting out against Daisatsu and nailing a pair of armdrags before following up with an armbar, but Daisatsu gets to the ropes. Tony attempts a dropkick but Daisatsu swats it down, headbutting Tony who stumbles to his partner. AJP springboards off the apron and nails a flying spinkick and then nails a flawless Hollywood Star Press for a two count. Daisatsu was continuously nailed by Savate kicks, until he managed to block a roundhouse kick and nail a vicious headbutt. Tag to Gacy who grabbed AJP by the singlet and bumrushed him shoulderfirst into the steel ringpost. Gacy then pulls AJP to the center of the ring by his feet then does a giant swing while AJP is still facing down, throwing him like a rag doll when he was done. Tag back to Daisatsu, who would set up for the Satanic Offering but AJP would escape and hit a Tiger Suplex whip, tagging Pescarelli in.

XS: That looked like it was going to be it there.

Pescarelli would get to the top rope for a crossbody for a two count, and then set up for a half hatch suplex, but Daisatsu would hoist Tony in the air and flip him over to the canvas. He would drop the headbutt and tag Gacy in, who would measure Pescarelli as he got to his feet... then nailed the “Spike Through Your Head” running boot before elbowing AJP off the apron. Then he lifted Pescarelli up and hit the Black Spiral Dance. One, two, three.

AM: And once again, the Satanic Legion make quick work of the team that managed to put away the O’Brians. This team seem to be unstoppable, just like Monster Takeshi was as DPW Champion.

QUARTERFINAL MATCHES
MATCH ONE: Steve Evans vs Masashi Togashi

Evans started this one, having more time to rest than Togashi, throwing a deep arm drag followed by a springboarding cross body block for a quick one count, and rolled off posing for the crowd. His posturing allowed Togashi to recover, stiffing him with an elbow and a series of chops. He threw Evans into the ropes and hit a knee lift to the face following up with a scoop slam and a chinlock. Evans would slip out of the hold and rolled to the apron. Standing up, he shouldered Togashi in the gut and hopped over the ropes, catching Togashi’s waist with a legs to hit a Yoshi Tonic for a two count!

XS: Nicely done there, usually you only see a regular sunset flip from that position. I might steal that two nights from now.

Evans would slam Togashi down, then CABBAGE PATCH over Togashi before hitting a big legdrop. He wouldn’t go for a covter instead he would apply a butterfly hold, using it to bring Togashi to his feet to follow with a Tiger Driver for another nearfall!

AM: Wow. Our own champion, Corey O’Brian, is one of the head trainers in DPW Dojo, so it’s no suprise that someone who learned from an experienced technician like O’Brian would be able to come up with offense like that.

Evans would reach into his boots for a Slim Jim again, but as he was opening up the package Togashi was able to get up and hit him with a backdrop! A dazed Evans couldn’t defend himself as Togashi brought him to his feet for the Suicide Plex and a three count.

XS: And his showboating backfired big time! I dont think O’Brian taught those shenanigans. I’m sure he might have some words for the kid after tonight.

AM: Well beef sticks aside, Evans did impress tonight, not only with his win over Kevin Williams, but he was able to press an advantage over a top-notch wrestler in Masashi Togashi. If that’s what the DPW Dojo can bring out I’m already looking forward to the next graduate in action.

MATCH TWO: Shinokumo vs Chris DaMico

DaMico was wary of Shinokumo, their last battle not going so well, delivering kicks to the legs while using his speed advantage to keep his distance. Shinokumo eventually would grab DaMico’s leg and give him a dragon screw before mounting him and delivering right hands! This was stopped by the official, and DaMico would try to roll to the ring to recover but Shinokumo dragged him to the center of the ring for a knee drop to the back of the head. Shinokumo went to the ropes for an elbow... but DaMico rolled away, then got up and crossed the arms of Shinokumo as if going for a Delphin Clutch, only he would secure the arms with his legs, rolling onto his back holding onto Shinokumo’s arms while working the neck with his crossed legs working as a vice!

AM: He told me about this hold, he calls it the “Delphin Lock”

Shinokumo would get the ropes with his legs, so DaMico was forced to let go of the hold but quickly rolled Shinokumo with a small package for a two count. DaMico would wrench the arm for La Rosa Del Entiero but... MIST IN THE EYES! DaMico would let go of the setup, and Shinokumo would deliver a brainbuster before going to the top with a moonsault. One, two, NO! Shinokumo applied a claw hold, however DaMico stomped on Shinokumo’s foot, grabbing onto the claw arm than jumped up and wrapped his legs around Shinokumo, gravity forcing Shinokumo to the canvas!

XS: Six Seconds Magic-like armbar here!

DaMico’s submission attempt was again foiled by the ropes, and DaMico would this time follow up with the one-legged dropkick sending Shinokumo out of the ring and to the floor. DaMico would set up for a dive but put the brakes on when Shinokumo rolled into the ring. He would then set up for the Frosion, but Shinokumo took the backdoor, spun DaMico around, kicked him in the gut then hit the Blood Web Driver! One, two, NO! Shinokumo would argue the count with the ref, and this allowed DaMico to get the opportunity he needed, hopping on Shinokumo’s shoulders, spinning around and rolling into a Mysterio Rana! One, two, three!

AM: Out of NOWHERE with that suprise rollup move, and Shinokumo, a heavy favorite in this tournament, has been beaten by DaMico! So “The King of Roses” will face “The Dragon King” in two days!

XS: But now it’s time for the main event. Now, this match IS for the DPW championship, but if Chris Koger wins he will NOT walk away with the belt. That’s because this is match one of a best of three series. By the end of the weekend, either Koger or O’Brian will have two falls over the other, and the one that accomplishes that will be the DPW World Champion. O’Brian is set to make his debut in the UBL promotion, and rest assured he wants to bring that belt with him when he shows that DPW is indeed where the best wrestlers in the world square off.


MAIN EVENT: DPW CHAMPIONSHIP THREE MATCH SERIES FIRST FALL- CHRIS KOGER vs COREY O’BRIAN (c)

O’Brian lunges forward to lock up but Koger backs away, hesitant to grapple with the champ. This repeats itself until Corey loses his patience and SHOOTS at Koger, taking him down and smoothly transitioning to a Jujigatame, making Koger grab the ropes. He tried to roll out of the ring but Corey pulled him into the middle, dropping a leg on the arm and sitting on it as he pulled it up wristfirst. Koger would crawl to the ropes and grab them again, and Corey would pull Koger to his feet for a backdrop! Floatover, one, two, kickout. Koger got to his feet and locked up with O’Brian, and stomps on the foot of the champ before elbowing him in the face and following with a knee lift and a fireman’s carry, ending up with a sleeper.

AM: Both men pulling out all the stops, the first fall is definately a critical one.

O’Brian manages to get to his feet and break the sleeper going to a hammerlock but Koger elbows O’Brian in the face and sets for a German but Corey wrapped his legs on the rope to block the throw, allowing him to elbow out as well, heading to the ropes, a Shotei was ducked, and Koger delivered a vertical suplex before heading to the top rope for an elbow drop... Koger hit it dead on! One, two, kickout. O’Brian got to a veritcal base with Koger, applying a Courting Hold and delivering an arm drag, applying an armbar to continue his gameplan. Koger would instead of going to the ropes bridge out and escape the hold on his own, suprising the champ with a lariat as they got to their feet. He set for the Koger Driver, but O’Brian landed behind him on his feet, spun Koger around to set him for the Core Meltdown but Koger back body dropped out of it, picking O’Brian up and using the Patriot Act (Tornado Bomb)! After a two count, O’Brian got a shoulder up and locked in a triangle choke! Koger would posture up and slam O’Brian into the canvas, breaking the hold as Koger went to the ropes to recover.

XS: This is brutal, folks.

O’Brian got to his feet before Koger did, and held out his open hand to signal for the Shotei, and NAILED Koger with it head on as he got up, going for the cover. One, two... Koger thumbed him in the eye and the referee was out of position! The referee thought Koger merely kicked out, and Koger took advantage, nailing a Koger Driver! He didn’t go for the cover, instead he went to the top rope. O’Brian slowly got to his feet, and Koger dove off, a 255-pounder scissoring Corey’s neck with his legs and flipping backwards with a rana! One, two, three! Fans would throw trash at Koger as he got to his feet, arms raised in the air, then made a belt motion to the dazed O’Brian as he left the ring.

AM: Well, he used a cheap shot to get the win, but truth be told, that diving rana was impressive for a big man like Koger.

XS: Yeah... got to wonder if O’Brian can find an answer to that, if not, we’ll have a new world champion before the end of the weekend.

AM: Well he’s got 24 hours to try to figure out how he can stop Koger’s momentum, and that’s just to even it up. DaMico and Togashi on the other hand get a day to rest and scout out their potential competition.

XS: Poor Jin Haisha will need all the rest in the world to recover from that absolute mauling at the hands of Monster Takeshi, he’ll be opening up tommorrow night’s show with special guest Sam S. McCloud of Team Moon Gas 200 Yen.

AM: You can’t spell wacky without Team Moon Gas 200 Yen... if you’re a bad speller that is. Well until tommorrow night this is Angus MacDudley and Xander Starr saying good night!