Wednesday, February 20, 2008

DPW Elysian Fields!

AM: Welcome to Demolition Pro Wrestling's Elysian Fields, live at the Bank Antlantic Center! We got the very best athletes in the world showcased in eight amazing battles.

XS: And boy oh boy do we have a treat for you, folks. Chris Koger is going to get his just desserts from Yoshiro Tenmaku, the man he screwed over at the Dome Show, and his tag team parter Jintaro Mazaki.

AM: Well our main event may just be the last match ever for Frank Desmond, because he's facing the unstoppable champion, Monster Takeshi.

XS: I wouldn't write this off, Angus, you know as much as I do that Desmond is one chokeslam away from winning any match he's in.

AM: But can he chokeslam the largest man in DPW? We'll find out, but first, Jin Haisha faces Chris DaMico. No history between these two but DaMico is looking to get the same kind of momentum that Kevin Williams got from facing Haisha.



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Jin Haisha X<8:54- Backdrop>Chris DaMico O


XS: Oooh, Haisha must have felt that backdrop.

AM: Well DaMico loves to work the neck, and that "La Rosa Del Entiero" submission hold affects the neck area too, so it's no suprise that a move like a backdrop can be a match ender in the hands of DaMico, who really showed his stuff in that match.

XS: Well next up, Tony Pescarelli takes on the demonic Shinokumo. Interesting clash of styles, Pescarelli a scientific worker where Shinokumo simply tries to destroy his opposition.





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Shinokumo O<23:57- Blood Web Driver>Pescarelli X


AM: Wow. Pescarelli took the beating of a lifetime.

XS: After Blood Web Drivers, Brainbusters, and bleeding like a stuck pig, Pescarelli still fought on, and if he was able to pin after that Captured Suplex it would have been it, but Shinokumo recovered and nailed yet another Blood Web Driver to end it all.

AM: As Pescarelli is taken back to the trainer to take care of those wounds, his tag team partner, Amazing Jean-Paul will face the one and only joshi phenom REIKA. That's going to be one action packed, high paced battle, the kind a junior heavyweight like you, Xander, know all about.

XS: Well I've never faced anyone like the former Savate champion Amazing Jean-Paul or REIKA, but these two kids to remind me of a young me.

AM: You're 24.

XS: So?



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AJP X<16:54- Dragon Screw>REIKA O


AM: Well, that's one way to win a match.

XS: REIKA's ankle may have been tweaked by that Dragon Screw, and sometimes when that happens quite frankly you don't want to kick out. Yeah, she's walking a bit gingerly, but in all likelyhood she'll be fine in a couple days.

AM: It was still a great competitive matchup, however, and it could have just as easily ended with REIKA on top. But this next match is going to get ugly and fast.

XS: The deadly submission master Genocide locks up with the brutal Hotaka Tokudo. One breaks arms the other breaks necks. Genocide has been unstoppable as a singles competitor where Tokudo recently lost to Tenmaku by countout. Let's see what happens.



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Genocide O <14:07- Cobra Twist>Tokudo X


XS: Oh man, that was brutal. First that vicious series of strikes busting open Tokudo, then that Genocide Kick, and finally the Cobra Twist, too much even for Tokudo to even endure.

AM: That was a brutal, brutal contest, and you got to expect the next bout to be an ugly one too.

XS: Chris Koger and Robert Gemini face a vindictive Team Handsome Tokyo. You know once Tenmaku gets his hands on Koger there is going to be blood.







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Mazaki X/Tenmaku <41:40- Koger Driver KO> Gemini/Koger O


*After the match, Koger picks up Tenmaku and gives him a Koger Driver as well, and signals for another as he pulls Tenmaku to his feet*

AM: OH COME ON! Someone put a stop to...

???: HOLD ON JUST A SECOND KOGER...

*Koger lets go of Tenmaku who falls limp on the ground, looking to the entranceway. A long haired, heavyset young man in black jeans and a Six Feet Under T-shirt walks out with a microphone*

XS: That's October Raven, the dude that pays the bills!

OR: If you so much as tap Tenmaku or Mazaki with your toe, I'm having you arrested for assault. Get away from them now!

*Koger reluctantly heads to a nuetral corner, eyeing the boss*

OR: So you wanna be a tough guy, huh? You think you're badass because you take cheap shots at people who can't defend themselves? Well we don't take kindly to that here in DPW. So here's what's going to happen. FIRST OFF, I'm docking you half your wage for tonight's show. Second of all, I got an opponent for you at the next show. And you won't know who it is until the very second he comes out to the ring. And if you try anything funny, if you try to jump him before OR after the bell, you will be BANNED FROM DPW FOR LIFE. Do you understand me? I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

*Koger nods*

OR: Good. Now if I were you, I'd think about how you're going to get home tonight, because you just cost yourself some gas money. I hope it was worth it, asshole. And you can start thinking about it NOW, because you're kicked out of the arena.

AM: October Raven laying down the law tonight, but he can't punish anyone for the next match, because anything goes. It's a no rules contest between Raiku Daisatsu and Mike Blood, a grudge match that was fueled by Daisatsu's winning streak ended by Blood, followed by a crushing series of losses. Now Raiku wants a pound of flesh and he's going to try to take it from The Razorback.





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Daisatsu X <32:58- Cobra Clutch>Blood O


XS: Wow. That had to have been the most brutal contest I've ever seen in my life. Those two went at it like two women fighting over a clearance sale dress.

AM: Sexism for the win there Starr. Good thing we're airing this on the Oxygen network!

XS: Wait what?

AM: Seriously though, Blood is barely able to walk to the back, and Daisatsu has just came too, and you can't tell from his face because he's wearing that mask, but body language shows he is devastated. On a lighter note, the Tag Team titles are about to be on the line.

XS: That's right, Anarchy in the UK, the team of Kevin Williams and Thomas Clarke, are hoping to get some gold here tonight against the O'Brians. Kevin's got a bit of momentum following him, let's see if it can lead to new champs!







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Kevin Williams X/Thomas Clarke<54:01- Countout via Core Meltdown>Corey O/Socks X


AM: Ooooooow... yet another brutal end to an amazing contest. We almost had a 60 minuite draw there.

XS: Corey and Socks are checking on Williams now, and... Socks just gave a thumbs up! Looks like he's going to be okay!

AM: Well that's a relief, I mean it would have been a bitter end to that classic if Williams' neck was broken, and everyone giving a standing ovation to that classic bout.

XS: Well the last match we have for us tonight has yet to come... "Mr. Las Vegas" Frank Desmond facing off against Monster Takeshi.

AM: Well, let's hope he kissed his girlfriend REIKA for good luck because he is going to need all the luck in the world in this match.





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Desmond X<19:53- Tokyo Tower Bomb>Takeshi O


XS: One hell of an effort by Desmond, but like many people before him, he came up just short.

AM: Man was that impressive folks, that chokeslam from the apron was absolutely sick, I'm amazed that Takeshi was able to recover from that!

XS: Well he may have come up short but it's obvious that Frank's got a bright future ahead of him. That's all the time we got from now fans, we'll see you at the next show! Please keep watching! We got families! Well I don't but...

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